I think you should give the expensive bracelet to your wife cause you are a dawg...LOL...actually what you need to tell your wife before giving her the expensive bracelet is this...maybe she will buy the story, maybe she won't...

Honey, this last year has been a difficult year for us and I just wanted to buy you something really special for this Valentine's Day to show you how much you mean to me...

I went to my wife's favorite jewelry store today to buy her a tennis bracelet and another stuffed bear to add to her already overflowing collection (75+). The bear was $14.95 with a purchase of $100.00 or more. I planned on buying a gold tennis bracelet for about $150.00 or so. Th only problem wth that plan was I hadn't planned on the sexiest salesperson in the entire mall waiting on me. I'm talking tight, tight pants on and a tight sweater over 36C's! Talk about out of my league? I never had a chance. She had me looking at $1500.00 diamond tennis bracelets like I was a rich man or something. I ended up buying a $999.00 diamond tennis bracelet instead. It looked awfully nice on her ankle as she walked around the store. What a view.

My wife knows that there are two salespeople who work there, one is a caloricaly challenged female (manager) and the woman who waited on me. Once she knows what I paid for the bracelet, she will and I repeat will, ask me if the hottie waited on me. I can imagine her asking me "did you stick your face into her tits or something"? "Were her pants tight enough for you"? She knows how that lady dresses and how I'm a sucker for that stuff. I'm kinda wishing the two-ton-tina had waited on me.

Maybe I should go back and exchange the expensive bracelet for the $99.00 one! Then, she won't grill me. What do ya think?????

  QUOTE (Juilianna @ February 13, 2007, 20:51)


Actyally, J, we had a pretty good year so, I'll have to preface my explanation with something else. I really do want to give her the better one. Maybe I could say "hon, after I saw the hottie wearing it, I had to buy it for you"! At that point, her knee will come out of nowhere and I'll be bent over, holding my kook-er-ochoses!!

Lies can come back and haunt you, I'd go with HotHands suggestion, yeah.. that'd keep you out of the doghouse I think.

  QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ February 13, 2007, 23:07)


You know BC & J, right off the bat, I should tell her the hottie sold it to me and get it over with, so as not to have her grill me at a later time when she's having a bad day. Maybe, when she sees the bracelet she'll be so pleased that maybe she'll not be to concerned about the source of the sale. I'll wear a cup just to be safe!!

just tell her that "hottie" wore it and you thought it would look better on her (your wife that is...)
so you JUST HAD to buy it to see for sure...

  QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ February 14, 2007, 23:58)

Well L & H, I decided to just give it to her and take my chances. She loved it and told me "you shouldn't have". I know, after 30 years of marriage, that she reads me like a book. I am a lousy liar! She will ask me why I decided to spend that kind of money on a valentines gift. When she does, I'll try lying through my teeth, but she'll just know what the impetus behind my choice. She has to go back to that jewelry store to have a link or two removed and she will encounter "the body". Then it will dawn on her who the salesperson was. She wasn't "jumping up and down" happy with the bracelet anyway so she'll be in a mood when she gets home.

Maybe I should tape 'em down before I "cup 'em"!
My wife gets a little angry at times because she just turned 50 and she thinks she's losing her youth. I tell her I dated a young woman 30 years ago, married her and now I'm married to that same beautiful woman , only with 30 years experience that I wouldn't trade for anything! I'll take my lumps. Hey, we're a team!!

That is why she is lucky, you like to tell everyone how much you love her, and that is really nice.