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junior's hunting trip
a father took his son on his very first hunting trip.
after they got their deer stand set up, and everything was ready, the father told the son, "you stay here and be very quiet, i'll go across the field and see if i can scare up a couple of big bucks...
about ten minutes pass, and the father hears a blood curdling scream, he rushes back to hte deer stand. his son is just sitting there. so the father says "WTF...I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET !!!" to which the son replied "LOOK, I STAYED QUIET WHEN THE SNAKE SLITHERD ACROSS MY SHOE, AND I STAYED QUIET WHEN THE BEE STUNG MY NOSE, I STAYED QUIET WHEN THE SKUNK WALKED BY HERE, AND I DIDN'T EVEN COUGH WHEN I SWALLOWED A GNAT...BUT WHEN TWO CHIPMUNKS CRAWLED UP MY TROUSER LEGS AND SAID {SHOULD WE EAT THEM HERE, OR TAKE THEM TO GO?}, I GUESS I FREAKED OUT A LITTLE, OK???????!!!"
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| February 7, 2007, 20:13 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: junior's hunting trip
 
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| February 8, 2007, 00:22 |
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