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rearender
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Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Lost in Space !
Well it see  ms that NASA decided to send three astronauts into space for two tears. And they were allowed to take 125 lbs of personal things to keep them happy and entertained.
Well the first one took his wife with him and the second one took a whole duffel bag of language tapes and the third one took a couple of suitcases of cigarettes...
Two years have now gone by and the astronauts return to earth and they open the hatch and out walks the first spaceman with his wife and they each have a baby in their arms, and the crowd applauds,
Then out walks the second spaceman and gives a short speech in Chineese and the crowds again applauds
And the third astronaut steps out of the space capsule and strides up to the microphone and snarls....
"Anybody got a f..kin match ?"
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| February 7, 2007, 03:54 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Lost in Space !
as a smoker , i can REALLY appreciate that one !!!!! 
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| February 7, 2007, 07:59 |
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