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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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say whaaaat ?
A couple in their thirties had been arguing all day. she burned dinner, he drank too much beer,blah,blah,blah. they went to bed angry, so the husband was surprised to see his wife giggling when they were at the breakfast table."whats so damn funny?" he growled. "well dear, i had the strangest deam last night, i dreamed i went to a sale,they had every size cock imaginable,there were short ones, long ones, fat cocks, skinny cocks, just every size cock you cam imagine." "well, he asked , did you see one like mine?" "yes dear, i did, the auctioneer was using it as an araser for his pencil, it was THAT small!"that made her husband so mad that they fought all that day too!next morning the wife was shocked at her husbands good humor at the breakfast table."what the hell are you laughing about?"she growled." well dear, maybe it was your dream that got me thinking, but I had the craziest dream ever last night.i dreamed i went to a pussy sale, and they had EVERY kind of pussy imaginable, there were fat pussies,skinny pussies,bald ones, hairy ones...she interrupted with"well! did you see any like mine?"he smiled and said"well honey, i actually saw TWO! THE AUCTIONEER WAS KEEPING HIS BEER COLD IN ONE AND HIS FEET WARM IN THE OTHER"!!!!!!!
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| February 1, 2007, 17:50 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: say whaaaat ?
SORRY ABOUT THE WAY I MISPELLED ERASER..... 
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| February 1, 2007, 17:52 |
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Re: say whaaaat ?
   we all make mistakes from time to time...
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| February 2, 2007, 01:49 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: say whaaaat ?
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| February 3, 2007, 10:34 |
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Re: say whaaaat ?
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| February 3, 2007, 13:48 |
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