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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Good drunk or bad drunk?
Ok,,Fess up!! Which 'WARNING' are you? Lol!! 
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy
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| January 26, 2007, 16:31 |
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
Liberalwife, you should really let me know when you are going to be watching me...here's my list:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
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| January 26, 2007, 16:48 |
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
huh where's the Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think all the boobies mean you're in a padded room and you start hitting on everything?
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| January 26, 2007, 17:15 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
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| January 26, 2007, 17:45 |
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
warning...consumption of alcohol may lead to you telling the same boring story over and over until your friends want to bash your head in...
what about this one?
warning...the consumption of alcohol does not mean that you can ask the nice officer where he buys his doughnuts....
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| January 27, 2007, 01:05 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
WARNING: consumption of alchohol make my dart game improve...
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| January 27, 2007, 03:03 |
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
or the Warning: Consumption of alochol on these premises may result in frequent "my god you look beautiful"...as each drink progresses
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| January 29, 2007, 08:31 |
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
Consumption of alcohol may cause me too:
*feel that my ex-lover wants me too call her at 4am
*cause bad breath the next morning that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck
*to talk like thish
*make time seem to disappear
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| January 30, 2007, 02:56 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
You forgot the one that alcohol makes everyone think they're rock stars
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| January 30, 2007, 07:40 |
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Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 30, 2007, 07:40)You forgot the one that alcohol makes everyone think they're rock stars
but i AM a rock star! 
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| January 30, 2007, 18:48 |
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Re: Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 30, 2007, 18:48) QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 30, 2007, 07:40)You forgot the one that alcohol makes everyone think they're rock stars
but i AM a rock star!
Yes, BCB...you are a rock star...oh, wait, you are a cock star...
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| January 30, 2007, 19:57 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (Juilianna @ January 30, 2007, 19:57) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 30, 2007, 18:48) QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 30, 2007, 07:40)You forgot the one that alcohol makes everyone think they're rock stars
but i AM a rock star!
Yes, BCB...you are a rock star...oh, wait, you are a cock star...
are you saying i'm just a big dick ?
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| January 30, 2007, 20:09 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
(Liberalwife @ January 26, 2007, 16:31)
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy
Now you know why I quite drinking.......
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| January 30, 2007, 22:04 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
WARNING; Consumption of alchohol makes me invisible. (Don't look now, but I'm standing right behind you) 
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| January 30, 2007, 22:40 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
WARNING; Constumpsion of alcohal smakes mee spell bettor...C?! 
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| January 30, 2007, 22:45 |
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Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ January 30, 2007, 22:45)WARNING; Constumpsion of alcohal smakes mee spell bettor...C?!
that's fckn funny!! hahahah...lol
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| January 31, 2007, 09:19 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
Constumpsion of alcohol makes me pee in bushes in the wee hours of the night 
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| January 31, 2007, 13:15 |
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Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:15)Constumpsion of alcohol makes me pee in bushes in the wee hours of the night
its not just the alcohol Lizonya! you do that anyway... 
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| January 31, 2007, 13:16 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
oh yeah. i'm the kind of girl who marks her territory! 
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| January 31, 2007, 13:25 |
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Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:25)oh yeah. i'm the kind of girl who marks her territory!
then as soon as i get home from work. i'll put ya on a leash and take ya for a walk.
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| January 31, 2007, 13:32 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:25)oh yeah. i'm the kind of girl who marks her territory!
Just how far does your territory go anyway??
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| January 31, 2007, 13:36 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (TropiFun @ January 31, 2007, 13:32) QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:25)oh yeah. i'm the kind of girl who marks her territory!
then as soon as i get home from work. i'll put ya on a leash and take ya for a walk.
oh, so now i'm a dog am i? woof woof! 
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| January 31, 2007, 13:41 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:41) QUOTE (TropiFun @ January 31, 2007, 13:32) QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:25)oh yeah. i'm the kind of girl who marks her territory!
then as soon as i get home from work. i'll put ya on a leash and take ya for a walk.
oh, so now i'm a dog am i? woof woof!
on second thought, i'm just gonna put that ass over my knee...and...and....and 
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| January 31, 2007, 13:43 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
spank it! i've been naughty. i need it real bad!
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| January 31, 2007, 13:44 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
QUOTE (TropiFun @ January 31, 2007, 13:43) QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:41) QUOTE (TropiFun @ January 31, 2007, 13:32) QUOTE (lizonya @ January 31, 2007, 13:25)oh yeah. i'm the kind of girl who marks her territory!
then as soon as i get home from work. i'll put ya on a leash and take ya for a walk.
oh, so now i'm a dog am i? woof woof!
on second thought, i'm just gonna put that ass over my knee...and...and....and
If I had that ass over my knee, I can think of something besides spankin
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| January 31, 2007, 13:45 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Good drunk or bad drunk?
spank it, rub it, kiss it....it's all good!
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| January 31, 2007, 13:47 |
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