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farting while you sleep...
a man would wake up every morning and let a big ol' stinky ripp, which would almost always make his wife get sick...yeah, it smelled that bad! she begged him to get his flatulence checked out by a doctor, but he refused, saying that it's only natural to fart. she told him that one day he was going to fart his guts out. well, on thanksgiving, she had gotten up early to prepare the turkey. as she was removing the inner parts of the bird (the neck, liver, gizzards and heart) she got this evil idea...so she snuck up to the bedroom, took the turkey innards and slipped them into her hubby's underwear.
a few minutes later she heard the usual...followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of him running to the bathroom...all the while she stood by laughing her ass off.
hubby came running downstairs wearing blood soaked underwear...he said "honey, you were right, i did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, these two fingers, and a jar of vaseline, i managed to stuff them back in..."
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| January 24, 2007, 21:16 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: farting while you sleep...
how discusting!  
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| January 26, 2007, 18:08 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: farting while you sleep...
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| January 28, 2007, 11:17 |
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