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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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my new name is zippy chucklehump
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT
WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
Have fun. 
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| January 19, 2007, 18:43 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Ohhhh, this isn't fair!......
Greasy Pottysniffer
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| January 19, 2007, 18:50 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
ahahahahaha...too funny!
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| January 19, 2007, 18:58 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Dipsy Potty Doodle ?is that me?
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| January 19, 2007, 19:03 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
that's about right. almost the same amount of syllables
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| January 19, 2007, 19:05 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Dipsy Snicklebutt???
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| January 19, 2007, 19:06 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Wow!Me and two beautiful women alone for now,can't beat that! 
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| January 19, 2007, 19:07 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Now it's one for one!can we pick the one we want?
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| January 19, 2007, 19:10 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 19, 2007, 19:06)Dipsy Snicklebutt???
may i snickle your butt?
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| January 19, 2007, 19:15 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Why be my guest my dear, I was thinkin the same about you
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| January 19, 2007, 19:17 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
well here goes mines Fluffy Gizzard Brains 
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| January 19, 2007, 19:20 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
ahahahaha
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| January 19, 2007, 19:22 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
boy don't feel bad ... mine is dorfus frickenhump .... that is a mouth full
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| January 19, 2007, 19:55 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Mines Crusty Dippindoodle
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| January 19, 2007, 20:13 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Greasy Dippen Face 
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| January 19, 2007, 20:32 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ January 19, 2007, 20:13)Mines Crusty Dippindoodle
lol - ahahahaha my cheeks hurt!
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| January 19, 2007, 21:39 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (jaback @ January 19, 2007, 20:32)Greasy Dippen Face
that's almost a visual...
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| January 19, 2007, 21:39 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (lizonya @ January 19, 2007, 21:39) QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ January 19, 2007, 20:13)Mines Crusty Dippindoodle
lol - ahahahaha my cheeks hurt!
Anything I can do to make your "Cheeks" feel better???
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| January 19, 2007, 21:58 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
This is too funny....
Ma's is---Dorfus Hamsterhump
Pa's is---Sloopy Hamsterhump
I looked at the bright side of this. Alteast I'm humping something.... 
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| January 19, 2007, 22:34 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ January 19, 2007, 22:34)This is too funny....
Ma's is---Dorfus Hamsterhump
Pa's is---Sloopy Hamsterhump
I looked at the bright side of this. Alteast I'm humping something....
There ya go a braggin again
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| January 19, 2007, 22:57 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
mine be,sloopy dippinfanny.
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| January 19, 2007, 23:10 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Hello everyone! I'm new here at WN, please allow me to introduce myself. I am Sloopy Dippinboob. I think I'll change my WN ID!  
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| January 19, 2007, 23:16 |
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (ST8Shooter @ January 19, 2007, 23:16)Hello everyone! I'm new here at WN, please allow me to introduce myself. I am Sloopy Dippinboob. I think I'll change my WN ID!
Meet my wife - Cheesey Dippinboob
We're just a couple of Dippinboobs    
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| January 19, 2007, 23:20 |
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (rawk35 @ January 19, 2007, 23:10)mine be,sloopy dippinfanny.
Hello Mr. and Mrs. Dippinfanny!
Your neighbor,
Mr. and Mrs. Dippinboob
this is a killer
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| January 19, 2007, 23:22 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Do I have to tell...
I am Dorfus Lickindoodle...the big question is whose doodle have I been lickin' if my first name is Dorfus?
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| January 19, 2007, 23:41 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
my one is BOOBIE POTTYDODDLE
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| January 19, 2007, 23:48 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ January 19, 2007, 23:48)my one is BOOBIE POTTYDODDLE
sorry it is BOOBIE POTTYDOODLE
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| January 19, 2007, 23:49 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Sloopy Wafflebutt........
F Lev
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| January 20, 2007, 00:31 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
ladies and gentlmen, let me introduce you to the one and only.................DOOMBAH WAFFLELIPS....sounds like an evil SUPER MARIO BROTHERS character...lol
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| January 20, 2007, 00:39 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 19, 2007, 19:06)Dipsy Snicklebutt???
Hey Bro! Well...it takes one to know one. .. 
I am Dipsy Chicken Hump -  (wanna ruffle my feathers...lol!)
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| January 20, 2007, 02:51 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
I'm gonna have to use this name all the time now......
"Skippy Waffle Butt!!!!", i love it
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| January 20, 2007, 05:10 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
LOL!!!! This thread is too funny...
Thanks for sharing Liz.......
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| January 20, 2007, 06:05 |
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Re: Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 20, 2007, 02:51) QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 19, 2007, 19:06)Dipsy Snicklebutt???
Hey Bro! Well...it takes one to know one. ..
I am Dipsy Chicken Hump - (wanna ruffle my feathers...lol!)
Ruffle you feathers andtime Dipay Chicken Hump 
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| January 20, 2007, 06:43 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 20, 2007, 02:51) QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 19, 2007, 19:06)Dipsy Snicklebutt???
Hey Bro! Well...it takes one to know one. ..
I am Dipsy Chicken Hump - (wanna ruffle my feathers...lol!)
Anytime babe, ruffle em, pluck em. whatever you want to do hon.
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| January 20, 2007, 10:45 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Dipsy Chuckle Fanny !!! now what the hell do i DO with that name.......lol 
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| January 20, 2007, 12:29 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
OK, mine is Fluffy Lickindoodle. so come here Juils, or Liz, or BC, and let me start lickin your fluffy. LOL
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| January 20, 2007, 22:43 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Sloopy dippinbutt
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| January 20, 2007, 22:45 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (CherryPoppins @ January 20, 2007, 22:45)Sloopy dippinbutt
I'm getting a pretty good visual of this.
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| January 20, 2007, 22:48 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Hmmmm....Crusty Bubblelips. Too funny. Have to use this for AIM.....hoo-haw! 
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| January 21, 2007, 01:15 |
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lonerwolf
72 / male
small town (South Jersey), New Jersey, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
This is great I'm Sneezy Dippinfrack LOL 
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| January 21, 2007, 02:39 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Boobie Pottysprinkles
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| January 21, 2007, 17:52 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Juilianna - the answer to your question is hnglkfldmse
and My new name is Sloopy Chicken Butt - yikes!!
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| January 22, 2007, 00:21 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
Say hello to Boobie Pottybrains....
 
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| January 22, 2007, 05:47 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
dorfus hamster biscuits
I'm callin' PETA.. that's just disgusting! 
Is "dorfus" even a word
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| January 22, 2007, 09:36 |
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ January 22, 2007, 09:36)dorfus hamster biscuits
I'm callin' PETA.. that's just disgusting!
Is "dorfus" even a word
LMAO!! too funnny....dorfus hamster biscuits sounds like a "delicacy" that one tries to convince ppl to eat as something unusual and exotic....like Rocky Mountain Oysters...:"here try a special order of our homemade Dorfus Hamster Biscuits..ya can't get them back home can ya".....
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| January 22, 2007, 10:01 |
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Re: Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ January 22, 2007, 09:36)dorfus hamster biscuits
I'm callin' PETA.. that's just disgusting!
Is "dorfus" even a word
That is SPETA..I believe Moon..but I thinkd there is a hamster in South America that feed on a biscuit called dorfus
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| January 22, 2007, 10:09 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
kelly's new name is boobie frickenbutt
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| January 24, 2007, 14:22 |
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slickwilly2
57 / male
anywhere, New Jersey, US
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
my new name is : boobie chuckle tush
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| January 25, 2007, 22:45 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
this is sooo geeeky!!
Tropi is "dorky potty shorts"!!
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| January 26, 2007, 09:12 |
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Re: my new name is zippy chucklehump
hey don't feel bad topi, mine is doombah dippin squirt .
and i think mine is worse than everybody elses
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| January 26, 2007, 09:58 |
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