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maggie and maude...(more old chicks...)
two elderly ladies (maggie age 80 and maude age 89) were sitting outside the nursing home, having a smoke...
all of a sudden it began to rain. maggie reached into her purse, pulled out a condom, snipped off the end, put over her cigarette, and continued to smoke. "what the heck is that?" asked maude. "it's a condom, stupid. it's keeping my cigarette dry." said maggie. "well, where can i get one?" asked maude.
"any drug store sells them." they finished their smokes and went inside for the night.
the next day maude shuffled her way to the local drugstore, where she asked the pharmacist (loudly!) "I NEED A BOX OF CONDOMS!!" well the pharmacist was embarrassed by this (she was, after all almost 90 years old!!), but he asked her what brand she preferred anyway.
maude replied by saying "I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS IT FITS ON A CAMEL..."
the pharmacist fainted... 
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| January 15, 2007, 23:47 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: maggie and maude...(more old chicks...)
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| January 21, 2007, 15:11 |
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