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Whats the distance?
when you (or your man) cums how far do you (does he) shoot his load? do the neighbors need goggles?
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January 12, 2007, 15:16 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
Your a naughtyBoy bcb,,,,
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January 12, 2007, 15:27 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
It all depends on how excited you are, who you are with, what your testosterone levels are that day, what you ate the day befor and how hard that puppy is when it erupts,,,,
I have had mine shoot over my head and hit the mirror on the head board, and other times only spew out like a rumbling vulcano, makes for easy clean-up but not as much fun as a good hard 5 or 6 pumper.
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January 12, 2007, 15:36 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
Mine shoots a lot farther if there is a woman present. When masurtbating it is usually more like a volcano. I get the odd time when it shoots to my mouth and then I swallow.
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January 12, 2007, 17:06 |
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Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (skrr6689 @ January 12, 2007, 17:06)Mine shoots a lot farther if there is a woman present. When masurtbating it is usually more like a volcano. I get the odd time when it shoots to my mouth and then I swallow.
I think that is sooo cool,,,,I used to actually try to aim for that, but it would mostly hit my chin or forhead or ear and the pillow.
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January 12, 2007, 17:32 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
huh.. target practice?? hun, can we try that!?
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January 12, 2007, 19:02 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
I can only say it burns when it is shot in the eye!!!
Note to self: only give a hand job with goggles on...
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January 12, 2007, 19:23 |
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lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Whats the distance?
protein baby!
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January 12, 2007, 19:38 |
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Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (lizonya @ January 12, 2007, 19:38)protein baby!
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January 12, 2007, 20:39 |
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omg... this is a riot... i cant stop laughing...
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January 12, 2007, 20:55 |
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Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ January 12, 2007, 20:55)omg... this is a riot... i cant stop laughing...
dont pee yourself
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January 12, 2007, 20:57 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
There was a thread on this topic a couple years ago, but that was when bcb was quiet and inocent,,,
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January 12, 2007, 21:34 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
If you guys are gonna spew it like a geyser...learn to aim or have a bucket handy to catch it....gawd I hate trying to clean that stuff off walls, curtains, ceiling light fixtures, etc....
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January 12, 2007, 22:44 |
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NRG4U
63 / male Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Whats the distance?
OMG!! This is just too funny. This is the sickest thread ever!! I like it though, first thing that made me laugh all day.
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January 12, 2007, 22:52 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
hate to admit this but when i cum, it doesn't go very far...then again when the titties are big enough...they can catch the whole load...lol
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January 13, 2007, 00:41 |
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Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 13, 2007, 00:41)hate to admit this but when i cum, it doesn't go very far...then again when the titties are big enough...they can catch the whole load...lol
There ya go! It wouldn't be the same if your woman wanted a pearl necklace, and you have to go scrape the "pearls" off the wall and ceiling before you could give it to her!
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January 13, 2007, 01:09 |
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Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 12, 2007, 22:44)If you guys are gonna spew it like a geyser...learn to aim or have a bucket handy to catch it....gawd I hate trying to clean that stuff off walls, curtains, ceiling light fixtures, etc....
i can hit a freckle at 3 feet.... LMAO
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January 13, 2007, 12:09 |
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Re: Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 13, 2007, 12:09) QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 12, 2007, 22:44)If you guys are gonna spew it like a geyser...learn to aim or have a bucket handy to catch it....gawd I hate trying to clean that stuff off walls, curtains, ceiling light fixtures, etc....
i can hit a freckle at 3 feet.... LMAO
LOL...I have lots of freckles but it wouldn't be much fun if I was three feet away!!!
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January 13, 2007, 12:34 |
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lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Whats the distance?
go long - as in football...try and catch it like popcorn
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January 13, 2007, 12:41 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
I would be throwing more than one at a time A single blast would be like the shotgun efect, stricking multiple areas.
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January 13, 2007, 13:48 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
I did find the headboard needing to be cleaned recently, so he must have been deprived!! lol
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January 13, 2007, 23:25 |
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darkmark666
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Re: Whats the distance?
Yeah...time span is definately key! let it build up...and its gonna be a volcano! too many sesions, or too much spankin' on W.N. and...well...maybe more like ground spring???
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January 14, 2007, 09:37 |
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Re: Whats the distance?
more of a trickle than a geyser...
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January 14, 2007, 13:13 |
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QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 14, 2007, 09:37)Yeah...time span is definately key! let it build up...and its gonna be a volcano! too many sesions, or too much spankin' on W.N. and...well...maybe more like ground spring???
Can't imagine you waiting too long between sessions...
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January 14, 2007, 13:39 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female north, England, UK
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Re: Whats the distance?
Goggles for neighbours on both sides of my house !! And earplugs , but, well, thats another subject!!
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January 15, 2007, 10:07 |
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NRG4U
63 / male Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Whats the distance?
Hell open the curtains, throwaway the earplugs &gveem a show, I know they'd enjoy it
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January 15, 2007, 10:12 |
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Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (skrr6689 @ January 12, 2007, 17:06)Mine shoots a lot farther if there is a woman present. When masurtbating it is usually more like a volcano. I get the odd time when it shoots to my mouth and then I swallow.
hmmmm: must be like "skeet shooting"
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January 15, 2007, 10:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (TropiFun @ January 15, 2007, 10:16) QUOTE (skrr6689 @ January 12, 2007, 17:06)Mine shoots a lot farther if there is a woman present. When masurtbating it is usually more like a volcano. I get the odd time when it shoots to my mouth and then I swallow.
hmmmm: must be like "skeet shooting"
one two three pull__________it all depend on how long it's been if ti's been a few day I could use breasts as a mitt
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January 15, 2007, 10:59 |
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darkmark666
52 / male millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (Juilianna @ January 14, 2007, 13:39) QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 14, 2007, 09:37)Yeah...time span is definately key! let it build up...and its gonna be a volcano! too many sesions, or too much spankin' on W.N. and...well...maybe more like ground spring???
Can't imagine you waiting too long between sessions... haha! well, I ain't as young as I used to be, but...we can exercise the tounge during the interim, yes? idle hands are EVIL hands...
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January 16, 2007, 11:08 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 16, 2007, 11:08) QUOTE (Juilianna @ January 14, 2007, 13:39) QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 14, 2007, 09:37)Yeah...time span is definately key! let it build up...and its gonna be a volcano! too many sesions, or too much spankin' on W.N. and...well...maybe more like ground spring???
Can't imagine you waiting too long between sessions... haha! well, I ain't as young as I used to be, but...we can exercise the tounge during the interim, yes? idle hands are EVIL hands...
Not a one of us is as young as we used to be but the great part about that is we know what we like and aren't afraid to go for it...
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January 16, 2007, 12:39 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whats the distance?
QUOTE (Juilianna @ January 16, 2007, 12:39) QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 16, 2007, 11:08) QUOTE (Juilianna @ January 14, 2007, 13:39) QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 14, 2007, 09:37)Yeah...time span is definately key! let it build up...and its gonna be a volcano! too many sesions, or too much spankin' on W.N. and...well...maybe more like ground spring???
Can't imagine you waiting too long between sessions... haha! well, I ain't as young as I used to be, but...we can exercise the tounge during the interim, yes? idle hands are EVIL hands...
Not a one of us is as young as we used to be but the great part about that is we know what we like and aren't afraid to go for it...
so go for it, Juilianna!!!
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January 16, 2007, 15:26 |
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