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Liberalwife
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north, England, UK
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Headlines for the year 2035 !!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.
Baby conceived naturally....Scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
Results of 35 year study: diet and exercise are the key to weight loss.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
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| January 10, 2007, 04:30 |
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Re: Headlines for the year 2035 !!
HEY LW THAT'S SOME FUNNY STUFF. THE SAD THING IS IT MAY ALL COME TRUE LOL
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| January 10, 2007, 18:13 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Headlines for the year 2035 !!
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| January 21, 2007, 14:59 |
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