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brokeback mountian lady
a sucessful rancher passed away and left his ranch to his loving wife, who knew nothing about running a ranch.
she wanted to keep the ranch running succesfully, to honor her late husband.
so she ran a want ad in the local paper, looking for a ranch hand to run the place. only two men applied, one was a drunk, the other was gay ...she thought long and hard, and finally decided to hire the gay man, figuring that he'd be safer to have around then the drunk man.
he was a hard worker, and knew a lot about running a ranch.
the lady finally told him to take a weekend and go to town and kick up his heels. he readily agreed, went in to town on saturday night! when he came home around 2:30 am, she was waiting for him,by the fireplace, with a glass of wine,
"take off my blouse" she said, the man unbuttoned the blouse and removed it, "now take off my boots, and socks."
he took them off, "now my skirt" he did, finally she said "remove my bra", with trembling hands, he took the bra off. "if you EVER wear my clothes to town again, YOUR'E FIRED!!!"
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January 9, 2007, 00:40 |
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Re: brokeback mountian lady
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January 9, 2007, 01:17 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: brokeback mountian lady
LMAO..
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January 9, 2007, 10:01 |
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Re: brokeback mountian lady
LOL...
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January 9, 2007, 15:51 |
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Re: brokeback mountian lady
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FUNNY.LMAO
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January 10, 2007, 18:30 |
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