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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Tax season
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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| January 8, 2007, 21:30 |
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| January 9, 2007, 00:27 |
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| January 9, 2007, 01:15 |
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Re: Tax season
coming from an accounting family...that one is FUNNY!! good one..
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| January 9, 2007, 15:50 |
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