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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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Escaped convict
The Loving Wife
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay , thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too."
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| January 5, 2007, 15:14 |
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hotfarmboy
36 / male
devon, England, UK
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Re: Escaped convict
haha nice one... lmao ouch!
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| January 5, 2007, 17:22 |
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Re: Escaped convict
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| January 5, 2007, 17:30 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Escaped convict
that's classic!
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| January 5, 2007, 17:30 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Escaped convict
very good, really liked that one....
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| January 5, 2007, 23:43 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Escaped convict
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| January 6, 2007, 07:48 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Escaped convict
OMG.... 
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| January 7, 2007, 11:42 |
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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Escaped convict
Ouch Didn't see that one cumming!
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| January 7, 2007, 23:28 |
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