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dave2big
81 / male somewhere, Nebraska, US
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the staff of life
a priest and a nun had decided to cross the desert, a trip of about 50 miles. they had an old,steady,reliable mule , along with a bit of food and water. well, things went ok for them the first day, they covered about 9 miles. they camped,ate,drank and rested the night. the second day, things started to go bad,first, they ran out of food. then the third day , they ran out of water. on the fourth day the mule dropped dead . the priest looked at the nun and said" sister , i think we are going to die out here in the desert, so there is something i want to do first." he asked her to pull up her habit so he could see her never-used womanhood. she complied and he took off his robes so she could see his rock-hard 10 inch cock, "father," she exclaimed" whatever is that?" " my dear, this is the staff of life, all life comes from this wonderful staff." well father," she yelled,"why dont you stick it up that mules ass so we can get the fuck out of here?"
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January 3, 2007, 08:24 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: the staff of life
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January 3, 2007, 13:04 |
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Re: the staff of life
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January 5, 2007, 01:34 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: the staff of life
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January 5, 2007, 04:50 |
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