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Dear Santa
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat son of a bitch, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house.
Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. Fuck you, Santa. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you fat cocksucker!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny
 January 3, 2007, 07:17
 lizonya
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 64 / couple
 lake elsinore, California, US
Re: Dear Santa
ahahahahahah~ last act of defiance! that was great!
 January 6, 2007, 16:48
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 81 / male
 somewhere, Nebraska, US
Re: Dear Santa
GREAT joke !!! i laughed out loud !!! we have all wanted to say it, but you said it best!!!!!
 January 6, 2007, 20:11
 

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Re: Dear Santa
why is everyone pickin' on poor santa, , who is he, charlie brown? he's just as sexually frustrated as the next guy...actually he's more frustrated then the average man, cuz he only CUMS once a year...lol
 January 7, 2007, 01:02

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