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littlegothicslut
50 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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a new joke for ya
A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"
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| August 27, 2004, 20:46 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: a new joke for ya
which reminds me of one.
a woman and a wealthy man met in a resteraunt. he ended up paying her check and they left together. as they were walking down the sidewalk, he turned to her and asked " would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?"
she blushed and said "well, yes"
then he asked " would you sleep withme for $20?"
"just what do you think i am?" she was pissed.
"we've established what you are," he said "now we're just haggling over the price."
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| August 28, 2004, 02:11 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: a new joke for ya
Whats the difference between a drunk telegraph operator , and a lesbian ?
one is a lit clicker and the other is......   
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| August 30, 2004, 16:12 |
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User no longer registered.
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Especially for Pepper...
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| July 13, 2005, 02:40 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Especially for Pepper...
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 13, 2005, 02:40
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
And it's the truth, too!!! 
  
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| July 13, 2005, 05:35 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: a new joke for ya
2 thumbs ups 
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| July 13, 2005, 06:46 |
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amenze
45 / female
atlanta, Georgia, US
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Re: a new joke for ya
 
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| July 13, 2005, 15:14 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: a new joke for ya
two eskimos are out paddling in their canoe on a very chilly day,
its so cold that one of them lights a fire,
the fire takes a hold and the boat sinks,
which just goes to prove
you cant have your kayak and heat it!
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| July 14, 2005, 18:00 |
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