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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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another oldie
a nine year-old boy walked into the local drugstore,up to the druggist and says "hey mister,my mom sent me here to buy a package of rubbers,can you get them for me please?"the druggist blinked,swallowed hard and said" now young man there is no way i am going to sell YOU a package of those!" the little boys face turned bright red and he yelled," you old sonovabitch,if i dont get those rubbers i will throw my bike through your godamned front window!!" the druggist abruptly changed his mind and did as the boy asked.the little boy paid for the rubbers and left,much to the druggists relief. about 15 minutes later, a red bicycle came crashing through the drug stores front window ! the little boy walked in, red-faced and screamed " what the fuck did you think my mom was canning, bananas???"
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| December 26, 2006, 09:10 |
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Re: another oldie
didn't see THAT one coming, i was expected him wanting galoshes...you know, those things you wear over your shoes to protect them in the rain and snow !!!   
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| December 27, 2006, 00:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: another oldie
lmao...
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| December 27, 2006, 14:07 |
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slutfukka
52 / male
Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
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Re: another oldie
Don't get it!!!
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| January 1, 2007, 08:02 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: another oldie
me neither - wa...wa...wa.....
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| January 1, 2007, 13:06 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: another oldie
QUOTE (slutfukka @ January 1, 2007, 08:02)Don't get it!!!
can someone (besides me ) explain to him about "canning"? 
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| January 3, 2007, 08:04 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: another oldie
QUOTE (lizonya @ January 1, 2007, 13:06)me neither - wa...wa...wa.....
and these are for you liz 
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| January 3, 2007, 08:05 |
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