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this one'll make your horse cry...
a man walked into the bar.
sitting there on the bar was a barrel full of silver dollars.
the man asked the bartender, "what's that for?"
the bartender said, "oh that, it is prize money."
the man asked, "well...what do i have to do to win?"
"see that horse back there?" said the bartender, pointing to a horse standing in th corner. "well...if you can make him laugh, you'll win the prize. but beware, NO ONE has ever been able to do that!"
the man thought about it, got up, went over to the horse, whispered something in it's ear...the horse started laughing hard...the man took his prize money and left.
three months later the man went back in the bar, once again, there was abarrel full of silver coins, "what do i have to do this time?" he asked.
the bartender said "make the horse cry."
once again the man went over to the horse, this time he pulled his pants down, the horse began crying hysterically.
as he went to collect his winnings, the bartender asked him, "how did you do that, because many men have tried and failed?"
the man said."oh, it was easy, the first time i told him that my dick was bigger than his dick, and this time i PROVED it!!!
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| December 22, 2006, 23:41 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: this one'll make your horse cry...
ahahahaha!  
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| December 23, 2006, 14:16 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: this one'll make your horse cry...
yea well some guy's have all the luck. 
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| December 24, 2006, 02:37 |
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