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what not to say to a fat man...
if you ever see a fat man slip and fall,
DO NOT SAY...
i tried to catch you on the first bounce!! 
this comes from a personal experience!!
(i said that once as a joke...nearly got my  kicked!!)
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| December 22, 2006, 14:57 |
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
Ohhhhh!!! You're so bad!!! 
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| December 22, 2006, 14:58 |
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
we became best friends after i said that...nowv we just look back and laugh....
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| December 22, 2006, 15:08 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
never ask a fat woman when is she due...
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| December 22, 2006, 19:40 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
I did that once lizzy, she was pregnant, I ask if she was showing yet. Her reply was "Yes you Fucker". Hell I couldn't tell. She was fat before & fat then, I couldn't see any difference.
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| December 22, 2006, 22:19 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
I new a gal like that. I just agreed when she said look how much I'm showing. You could not even tell she was pregnant.
Ma
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| December 22, 2006, 22:31 |
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
hell, i've had alot of people aske ME when I'm due...lol
i even dressed up like a pregnant woman for halloween (when i was 18 years old!!) maybe if i can find it i'll post a picture of me from that day... 
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| December 22, 2006, 23:55 |
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
I new a guy that was so fat when he went for a blood test all that came out was gravy.
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| December 23, 2006, 11:03 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
Six Happy Meals and a Diet Coke?... 
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| December 23, 2006, 16:20 |
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
I guess for women you need to see if their belly shakes. Unless they were already way too fat. Heck, a knew a girl who went until her 7th month before any of us knew she was carrying.
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| December 23, 2006, 18:54 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
I also made the mistake of telling a very short , round lady who came into the bar wearing a purple sweat suit, "Barney!!! Hey Everyone, it's Barney!!!"
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| December 23, 2006, 23:43 |
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Re: Re: what not to say to a fat man...
QUOTE (NRG4U @ December 23, 2006, 23:43)I also made the mistake of telling a very short , round lady who came into the bar wearing a purple sweat suit, "Barney!!! Hey Everyone, it's Barney!!!"
and you shoould have.
I cann't help it. EVerytime I see a really fat person at a buffet, I have to ask if they eat there often. 
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| December 24, 2006, 08:49 |
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dave2big
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somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: what not to say to a fat man...
my first wife was soooooo fat.....she didnt have measurements....she had time zones.....noe i am the one that looks pregnant ! 
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