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drinking and divorce...
a wife told her husband "if you don't quit drinking...i'll file for divorce, i'm serious this time!!!"
well the husband quit drinking for about a week...
then he fell off the wagon...he got so drunk that he fell on his ass...breaking the small bottle of whiskey in his back pocket...he felt something sticky and sure enough his ass was bleeding from the broken glass...he cleaned himself up and went to bed...the next morning his wife came in screaming "i want a divorce!!!" the husband asked "why? how do you know i was drinking last night?"
the wife said "by the bloody pants on the floor and the BAND-AIDS on the mirror!!!"
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| December 21, 2006, 00:18 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: drinking and divorce...
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| December 21, 2006, 12:13 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| December 21, 2006, 17:25 |
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Re: drinking and divorce...
I have always thought it this was strange.
A man mets a woman in a bar, then after being together for a while, she complains about his drinking.
Shit!! ya met in a bar, what did you expect??
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