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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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sex in the dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and say s calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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| December 14, 2006, 23:14 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: sex in the dark
ahahahahaha! busted 
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| December 14, 2006, 23:20 |
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Re: sex in the dark
 guessin' that that would be a tuff one....
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| December 14, 2006, 23:49 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: sex in the dark
heehee, you said it Liz....
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| December 14, 2006, 23:50 |
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