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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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oops!
I received this from a friend and have to share:
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ?
She knew better:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,
"No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
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*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No."
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!  
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| December 14, 2006, 22:01 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: oops!
thanks , that last one gave me a much-needed laugh..... 
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| December 14, 2006, 22:29 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: oops!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thanks for that one, i will go to sleep laughing
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| December 14, 2006, 22:51 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: oops!
those were hysterical!
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| December 14, 2006, 23:26 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: oops!
 funny stuff, very funny hehehehe
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| December 14, 2006, 23:54 |
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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: oops!
reminds me sort of how I met my ex-wife, I was at the zoo watching the elephants and standing there with a bag of roasted pea nuts when she sidled up next to me and said Hi ! and I said "would you like to help me polish off my peanuts and I'm pretty sure she thought I said some thin else!
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| December 18, 2006, 02:06 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: oops!
ROFLMAO....those where great....
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| December 20, 2006, 13:06 |
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