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Soreness'es
from scratches/bruises/sore muscles to out right hospital requiring injuries.... whats the worst you've sustained due to practicing baby making?
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| December 10, 2006, 15:00 |
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hotfarmboy
36 / male
devon, England, UK
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Re: Soreness'es
Cramp in my feet haha! nothing special but it really hurts!
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| December 10, 2006, 15:05 |
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Broke someones nose, he was behind me and i, well not meaning to moved, my head back to far and to quick, and broken nose!!!! And it didn't help that i laughed all the way to the hospital, but it was fun explaining how it happened!!! 
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| December 10, 2006, 15:28 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Soreness'es
Serious case of "Stretched Tongue" where it was so sore on the underside I couldn't eat anything spicy or drink anything hot for several days. A case of bruising & soreness on the pubic bone from some very enthusiastic, hard banging. That's what I got for accomodating her while she was yelling "harder! harder! harder!"
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| December 10, 2006, 15:30 |
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Re: Soreness'es
Not so much an injury as a very embarrassing situation...a condom slipped off during sex and felt a bit like we were spelunkers...let's just say that pair of tongs never made it back to the kitchen
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| December 10, 2006, 15:32 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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QUOTE (Juilianna @ December 10, 2006, 15:32)Not so much an injury as a very embarrassing situation...a condom slipped off during sex and felt a bit like we were spelunkers...let's just say that pair of tongs never made it back to the kitchen
Hello, I'm Dr. Tung. Now where are my tongs? 
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| December 10, 2006, 15:39 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Soreness'es
A back scratched so bad it looked like Freddy Kruger got me. This should never have sex unless she wears very thick gloves.
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| December 10, 2006, 16:02 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ December 10, 2006, 16:02)A back scratched so bad it looked like Freddy Kruger got me. This should never have sex unless she wears very thick gloves.
oven mitts NRG!
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| December 10, 2006, 16:54 |
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QUOTE (Tungmeister @ December 10, 2006, 16:54) QUOTE (NRG4U @ December 10, 2006, 16:02)A back scratched so bad it looked like Freddy Kruger got me. This should never have sex unless she wears very thick gloves.
oven mitts NRG!
handcuffs
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| December 10, 2006, 16:59 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ December 10, 2006, 16:59) QUOTE (Tungmeister @ December 10, 2006, 16:54) QUOTE (NRG4U @ December 10, 2006, 16:02)A back scratched so bad it looked like Freddy Kruger got me. This should never have sex unless she wears very thick gloves.
oven mitts NRG!
handcuffs
Get a rope......
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| December 10, 2006, 23:35 |
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I actually had some very sore abdominal muscles, but never any serious injury.....
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| December 10, 2006, 23:36 |
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QUOTE (Imaplsur69 @ December 10, 2006, 23:36)I actually had some very sore abdominal muscles, but never any serious injury.....
exactly what spurred the topic.
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| December 11, 2006, 17:34 |
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Have to say it always gives me quite a smile when I look and see he scratched my back up while trying to hold me down a little when I go crazy on him - or when I get up in the morning and the legs are a little stiff as well as the lower back and abs - that's how I know my Baby did one hell of a good job!!!!!!!
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| December 11, 2006, 20:00 |
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QUOTE (Fukitbaby2 @ December 11, 2006, 20:00)Have to say it always gives me quite a smile when I look and see he scratched my back up while trying to hold me down a little when I go crazy on him - or when I get up in the morning and the legs are a little stiff as well as the lower back and abs - that's how I know my Baby did one hell of a good job!!!!!!!
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| December 11, 2006, 22:39 |
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My abs hurt sometimes. Depending on how I am in the position, sometimes my legs will have a cramp or two.
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| December 12, 2006, 06:59 |
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QUOTE (Fukitbaby2 @ December 11, 2006, 20:00)Have to say it always gives me quite a smile when I look and see he scratched my back up while trying to hold me down a little when I go crazy on him - or when I get up in the morning and the legs are a little stiff as well as the lower back and abs - that's how I know my Baby did one hell of a good job!!!!!!!
*gulp*...now where is that road atlas for directions to Michigan.
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| December 12, 2006, 10:18 |
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Getting a shot of cum in your eye, not only stings and hurts like hell but that sticky shit will practically weld a contact lens to your eyeball....
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| December 12, 2006, 14:03 |
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I had an obdominal cramp once just before cuming and I had to stop to work the cramp out. My partner got annoyed and left.
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| December 12, 2006, 14:06 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Soreness'es
no injuries but he still makes my legs shaky 
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| December 12, 2006, 14:09 |
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QUOTE (TropiFun @ December 12, 2006, 10:18) QUOTE (Fukitbaby2 @ December 11, 2006, 20:00)Have to say it always gives me quite a smile when I look and see he scratched my back up while trying to hold me down a little when I go crazy on him - or when I get up in the morning and the legs are a little stiff as well as the lower back and abs - that's how I know my Baby did one hell of a good job!!!!!!!
*gulp*...now where is that road atlas for directions to Michigan.
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Just lean out of the car window and listen for me screaming Oh Yes Yes Yes More Baby More!!!!!!!! You'll find me in no time 
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| December 12, 2006, 17:39 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 12, 2006, 14:03)Getting a shot of cum in your eye, not only stings and hurts like hell but that sticky shit will practically weld a contact lens to your eyeball....
damn chazzy, now the ladies won't believe us anymore when we tell them it just taste like chicken..... lmao
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| December 13, 2006, 01:36 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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QUOTE (lizonya @ December 12, 2006, 14:09)no injuries but he still makes my legs shaky
Same here, Liz, and I love it!
 
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| December 13, 2006, 07:08 |
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Re: Soreness'es
I had "accidental anal sex " once....that wasn't good, 'nuff said....and I don't wanna talk about it anymore...
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| December 14, 2006, 08:32 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 14, 2006, 08:32)I had "accidental anal sex " once....that wasn't good, 'nuff said....and I don't wanna talk about it anymore...
LOL Chazzy...Ouch..you made me wince there...... haha!!
Ive been unfortunate enough to sustain two bedroom 'injuries' - rope burn to my wrist and a candle wax blister on my right nipple,,,,  'nuff said...and I dont wanna talk about it anymmore...
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| December 14, 2006, 08:44 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 14, 2006, 08:32)I had "accidental anal sex " once....that wasn't good, 'nuff said....and I don't wanna talk about it anymore...
Owwwy!
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| December 14, 2006, 08:58 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ December 14, 2006, 08:44) QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 14, 2006, 08:32)I had "accidental anal sex " once....that wasn't good, 'nuff said....and I don't wanna talk about it anymore...
LOL Chazzy...Ouch..you made me wince there...... haha!!
Ive been unfortunate enough to sustain two bedroom 'injuries' - rope burn to my wrist and a candle wax blister on my right nipple,,,, 'nuff said...and I dont wanna talk about it anymmore...
and Owwwwy! again!
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| December 14, 2006, 08:59 |
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Re: Soreness'es
I've experienced "accidental anal sex " and an " anal sex accident"....two different things....two different and very painful unpleasant things....
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| December 14, 2006, 09:03 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 14, 2006, 09:03)I've experienced "accidental anal sex " and an " anal sex accident"....two different things....two different and very painful unpleasant things....
My rampant imagination is coming up with a myriad of a million possibilities. Chazzy, I don't suppose you could put that to rest and be a little more specific?
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| December 14, 2006, 09:14 |
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Oh okay...accidental anal sex ...that happened when I was riding on top, got carried away, up and down, kept going up higher and higher till once when I went up, it kinda slide out and went I came back down....it missed the original target and found a new one...
Accident during anal sex ....one of those wild times, had a whole bunch of toys and stuff scattered all over the bed, and my husband made the mistake of thinking that I was laying on top of the anal beads, and decided to, in one quck hard motion, move them out from under me...and yep..they were IN me, not under me!
There' ya happy now Tung? That make your starfish have a few involuntary spasms?
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| December 14, 2006, 09:21 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Oh my! And thank you for clarifying! Now that I have specifics for a visual, I will probably run that loop in my mind throughout the day, but for my own self indulgent purposes, you'll be having a much more positive reaction to the circumstances.
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| December 14, 2006, 09:38 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 14, 2006, 09:21)Oh okay...accidental anal sex ...that happened when I was riding on top, got carried away, up and down, kept going up higher and higher till once when I went up, it kinda slide out and went I came back down....it missed the original target and found a new one...
Accident during anal sex ....one of those wild times, had a whole bunch of toys and stuff scattered all over the bed, and my husband made the mistake of thinking that I was laying on top of the anal beads, and decided to, in one quck hard motion, move them out from under me...and yep..they were IN me, not under me!
There' ya happy now Tung? That make your starfish have a few involuntary spasms?
OK! thats more de-tail then I need to know! 
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| December 14, 2006, 09:41 |
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Anal beads and I are no longer friends....
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| December 14, 2006, 15:04 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (lizonya @ December 12, 2006, 14:09)no injuries but he still makes my legs shaky
Same here.
Ma
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| December 14, 2006, 15:36 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 14, 2006, 15:04)Anal beads and I are no longer friends....
Wouldn't blame ya. I hear they can be real anal sometimes. 
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| December 14, 2006, 16:36 |
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QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ December 14, 2006, 16:36) QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 14, 2006, 15:04)Anal beads and I are no longer friends....
Wouldn't blame ya. I hear they can be real anal sometimes.
me thinks that anal beads are being over "anal-yzed"
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| December 15, 2006, 09:17 |
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Ok Chazzy, some like anal, and sometimes I dont mind doing anal to her, and that is never accidental, so I clould see where nuff said about that. But I prefer a good juicy snatch anyday.
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| December 16, 2006, 11:28 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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I have had everything to walking funny (which I adore!)....To bruises on my boobs ....Although I do like it rough at times, so while it was being done it felt good......Just looked like I had been beaten after wards.....
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| December 27, 2006, 10:22 |
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QUOTE (nykitten @ December 27, 2006, 10:22)I have had everything to walking funny (which I adore!)....To bruises on my boobs ....Although I do like it rough at times, so while it was being done it felt good......Just looked like I had been beaten after wards.....
"beat me, bite me, whip me..and make me say bad things"
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| December 27, 2006, 10:27 |
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