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You Can't Take It With You...
There once was an old penny pincher who had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.
"I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory," he said. "I have $90,000 under my mattress, and when I die, just before they throw the dirt on me at my burial, I want you each to toss in an envelope with $30,000 enclosed."
The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelope in the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the pastor said, "I must confess. I needed $10,000 for my new church, so I only threw in $20,000." The doctor then said, "I must confess too. I needed $20,000 for a new hospital I was opening up, so I only threw in $10,000."
The lawyer looked at them both and shook his head. He then said, "Gentlemen, I'm surprised, shocked, and ashamed of you. I don't see how you could dare to go against that man's final wish. I mean, I threw in my personal check for the full amount?"
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| December 5, 2006, 09:29 |
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Re: You Can't Take It With You...
Lawyers and loopholes!
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| December 5, 2006, 10:54 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: You Can't Take It With You...
Leave it to a lawyer
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| December 5, 2006, 15:03 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: You Can't Take It With You...
I like it !!
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| December 5, 2006, 15:17 |
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