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bawbie
64 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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poltry recital
i have a dog named rover,
i raised him from a pup.
he can stand on his hind legs,
if you hold his front legs up.
next, please
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| August 24, 2004, 22:39 |
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sunbuff10
70 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: poltry recital
QUOTE (bawbie @ August 24, 2004, 22:39) i have a dog named rover,
i raised him from a pup.
he can stand on his hind legs,
if you hold his front legs up.
next, please
Must be getting close to the end of the contest.
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| August 24, 2004, 22:44 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: poltry recital
almost 200 to go lol
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| August 24, 2004, 22:49 |
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bawbie
64 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: poltry recital
i like that poem. i will post my favorite after the election.
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| August 24, 2004, 22:58 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: poltry recital
QUOTE (bawbie @ August 24, 2004, 22:58) i like that poem. i will post my favorite after the election.
LOL Your too funny hun! 
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| August 24, 2004, 23:10 |
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littlegothicslut
50 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: poltry recital
roflmao
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| August 25, 2004, 19:00 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: poltry recital
I was driving down the road , doing 90 miles an hour
when somebody let a fart ,but I thought I blew a tire
I pulled off on the right , and got out to look and see
but all I ever found was a hole in the seat  
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| August 26, 2004, 01:33 |
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Re: Re: poltry recital
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| August 26, 2004, 06:09 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: poltry recital
Well, if I could type that would be good! *sigh*
boys=brothers.
I'm going back to bed!
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| August 26, 2004, 06:10 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: poltry recital
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| August 26, 2004, 09:30 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: poltry recital
This is awful. I'm baaaaaaaaad! I'm so sorry!!! LOL
The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass.
And out on the lawn but what should appear
but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick.
"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
on you bastards before I cut off your balls!"
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
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| August 26, 2004, 11:01 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: poltry recital
Ha Ha LMAO pretty good moon
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| August 26, 2004, 11:04 |
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sunbuff10
70 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: poltry recital
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 26, 2004, 06:10)
I'm going back to bed!
Can I come!!!! 
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| August 26, 2004, 11:30 |
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bawbie
64 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: poltry recital
the other day upon the stair,
i met a man who wasn't there.
he wasn't there again today.
i wish, i wish, he'd go away.
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| August 27, 2004, 00:35 |
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