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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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A little girl
A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and
cradling her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mom. "I cut my hand on a
thorn, and I want the pain to go away!" Confused, but weary of the
child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The
little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined.
"What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent,
"What ever made you think that cider would ease your pain?"
"Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in
her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider"
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| November 29, 2006, 14:55 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: A little girl
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| November 29, 2006, 18:28 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: A little girl
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| November 29, 2006, 19:48 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: A little girl
ahahahaha - good one
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| November 29, 2006, 22:59 |
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