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pick-up lines
what has worked for you? I'll tell you some of my favs 
are those ninjas in yer pants?...cuz yer ass is KICKIN'
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| November 28, 2006, 22:30 |
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Re: pick-up lines
are your parents retarded?.....cuz baby, you are "special"
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| November 28, 2006, 22:41 |
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Re: pick-up lines
Wow - what an entrance - welcome!
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| November 28, 2006, 23:13 |
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Re: pick-up lines
CK....there are only two, truly beautiful women in this world....and YOU are both of them 
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| November 28, 2006, 23:25 |
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Re: pick-up lines
Grab her on the bum and ask, "Excuse me, is this seat taken?" 
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| November 29, 2006, 04:39 |
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Re: pick-up lines
"You've got 206 bones in your body. Do you want one more?"
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| November 29, 2006, 04:43 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (kinkykev @ November 29, 2006, 04:43)"You've got 206 bones in your body. Do you want one more?"
i tried that one once
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| November 29, 2006, 05:59 |
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Re: Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ November 29, 2006, 05:59) QUOTE (kinkykev @ November 29, 2006, 04:43)"You've got 206 bones in your body. Do you want one more?"
i tried that one once
Did it work?
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| November 29, 2006, 06:36 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: pick-up lines
i as surprised to say it did, she had never heard that one before and it made her laugh and broke the ice so to speak and we had a good night 
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| November 29, 2006, 07:16 |
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QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ November 29, 2006, 07:16)...it made her laugh and broke the ice so to speak and we had a good night
You betcha, slowpoke...a sense of humor and the ability to make us giggle like little girls happens to be pretty important to us!
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| November 29, 2006, 07:41 |
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Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ November 29, 2006, 07:16)i as surprised to say it did, she had never heard that one before and it made her laugh and broke the ice so to speak and we had a good night
Good for you slowpoke, I'd probably just get a slap in the face.
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| November 29, 2006, 08:21 |
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Re: pick-up lines
can i buy you a drink?....or do you just want the money?
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| November 29, 2006, 08:27 |
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Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (hillbilly36 @ November 29, 2006, 08:27)can i buy you a drink?....or do you just want the money?
how about both?
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| November 29, 2006, 08:51 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (lilshelby @ November 29, 2006, 08:51) QUOTE (hillbilly36 @ November 29, 2006, 08:27)can i buy you a drink?....or do you just want the money?
how about both?
i would buy you a drink 
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| November 29, 2006, 09:05 |
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QUOTE (hillbilly36 @ November 29, 2006, 08:27)can i buy you a drink?....or do you just want the money?
I'd have to turn around and say, "Why don't you buy yourself a big, tall glass of shut the fuck up!"
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| November 29, 2006, 10:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ November 29, 2006, 10:01) QUOTE (hillbilly36 @ November 29, 2006, 08:27)can i buy you a drink?....or do you just want the money?
I'd have to turn around and say, "Why don't you buy yourself a big, tall glass of shut the fuck up!"
You're right Moon, that's one pick up line I don't think I would recommend..
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| November 29, 2006, 10:04 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: pick-up lines
Damn if I had a swing like that in my backyard--i would already be home playing with it.
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| November 29, 2006, 14:30 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (azcapt @ November 29, 2006, 14:30)
Damn if I had a swing like that in my backyard--i would already be home playing with it.
lol
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| November 29, 2006, 18:12 |
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Re: pick-up lines
If you were written words on a page....you'd be what they call the FINE print 
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| November 29, 2006, 20:11 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: pick-up lines
if you weren't born walt disney would have created you.
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| November 29, 2006, 22:42 |
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Re: pick-up lines
your name must be Campbells, cuz you're MMM-MMM-GOOD!
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| November 29, 2006, 23:12 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: pick-up lines
This worked for me on a couple times. Told the ladies a joke.... Do you you know forplay...yes
Do you know the polish version of forplay?
No..
leaned over a playfully slapped lady on the arm
and asked if she wanted to fuck? She asked if I
wanted my answer now or later.. said now...she
said yes. my buddy was pissed because he wanted
to hit on her...damn what a great night of
sex 
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| November 30, 2006, 00:57 |
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Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (bear @ November 30, 2006, 00:57)This worked for me on a couple times. Told the ladies a joke.... Do you you know forplay...yes
Do you know the polish version of forplay?
No..
leaned over a playfully slapped lady on the arm
and asked if she wanted to fuck? She asked if I
wanted my answer now or later.. said now...she
said yes. my buddy was pissed because he wanted
to hit on her...damn what a great night of
sex
THAT WAS YOU??!!!
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| November 30, 2006, 01:00 |
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lilshelby...I was so enchanted by your beauty, I fell off of my chair and fractured my ulna......I'll be needing you name and number, for insurance purposes 
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| November 30, 2006, 01:15 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: pick-up lines
(Wave a girl down using the finger motion come here, when she comes, say) I made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with 2!!
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| November 30, 2006, 01:39 |
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QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ November 30, 2006, 01:39)(Wave a girl down using the finger motion come here, when she comes, say) I made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with 2!!
a variation: If i can make you come with one finger, just imagine what i can do the rest of my body!
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| November 30, 2006, 08:04 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (lilshelby @ November 30, 2006, 01:00) QUOTE (bear @ November 30, 2006, 00:57)This worked for me on a couple times. Told the ladies a joke.... Do you you know forplay...yes
Do you know the polish version of forplay?
No..
leaned over a playfully slapped lady on the arm
and asked if she wanted to fuck? She asked if I
wanted my answer now or later.. said now...she
said yes. my buddy was pissed because he wanted
to hit on her...damn what a great night of
sex
THAT WAS YOU??!!!
Left a good impression!!! 
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| November 30, 2006, 19:24 |
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yesiam
58 / male
Hillsdale, Michigan, US
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Re: pick-up lines
Would like to be in the Army or would you prefer the Army in you?
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| November 30, 2006, 21:53 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (yesiam @ November 30, 2006, 21:53)Would like to be in the Army or would you prefer the Army in you?
If you were in uniform it might work - but don't hold your breath!
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| November 30, 2006, 21:54 |
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yesiam
58 / male
Hillsdale, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (40something @ November 30, 2006, 21:54) QUOTE (yesiam @ November 30, 2006, 21:53)Would like to be in the Army or would you prefer the Army in you?
If you were in uniform it might work - but don't hold your breath!
And how fast can you get me out of my uniform?
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| November 30, 2006, 21:57 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: pick-up lines
QUOTE (yesiam @ November 30, 2006, 21:57) QUOTE (40something @ November 30, 2006, 21:54) QUOTE (yesiam @ November 30, 2006, 21:53)Would like to be in the Army or would you prefer the Army in you?
If you were in uniform it might work - but don't hold your breath!
And how fast can you get me out of my uniform?
The question is - do I need to get the whole uniform off?
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| November 30, 2006, 21:59 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: pick-up lines
Now anyone who's been in the military should know, if even one button is undone, You are out of uniform. But in your case, I think complete undress is required
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| November 30, 2006, 22:19 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: pick-up lines
I appreciate the though NRG. Complete undress is the way to go!
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| December 2, 2006, 21:12 |
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Re: pick-up lines
that shirt is very becoming on you....although, if i were on you, I'd be cumming to!
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| December 3, 2006, 17:08 |
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Lilshelby, how utterly predicable that response was. So typical.
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| December 3, 2006, 20:39 |
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Re: pick-up lines
predicable?....now THAT was predictable, lol
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| December 3, 2006, 21:34 |
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