As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on
her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared
and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.

"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."

POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair
into solid gold.

"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful
princess."

POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into
an exquisite young woman , with a priceless crown of
jewels.

"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. The
elderly woman's dog raised his head and uttered a
single, weak, hoarse "woof."

"Could you possibly turn my wonderful cat into a
handsome prince?"

POOF: There, in front of the old woman, who has now
turned into beautiful princess, stood the most handsome
young man anyone had ever seen. More handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine. She stared at him in
awe, completely smitten. As the handsome young man
approached, her knees weakened.

He bent down toward her, brushing his lips across her
ear as he whispered, "I'll bet you're sorry you had me
neutered."