a nice knife so I could whittle me one fine dildo out of one of the native tree branches

it's another rare mood for me, which reminds me, try that brand of soap yet ? comes with a nice sized free sample bottle of the body wash too!

foolish !!, my theoretical island is going to have a never before discoverd tribe of naked savages!!Friendly but savage none the less,

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 23, 2004, 01:52)


A boat!

...a book entitled,"Survival on A Deserted Island for Dummies".....lol


Peace and Blessings,
Artful1

that's your island, mine is overpopulated by males and each woman can have up to 5 husbands,hell wont need that knife and tree branch after all!

a computer with a sattilite link, so i can call the u.s. navy in to rescue me.

"hi there, sailor. come here often?"

i just hope they send one with a nice dinghy

since one THING means no people.... i will take a clean pair of underwear.

  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ August 23, 2004, 21:02)

LMAO you can bring a person...Go without underwear

  QUOTE (Tease @ August 23, 2004, 21:09)


come on, you expect me to pick one? i won't fall in that trap!! nope a nice clean pair of underwear is all i need.

I would bring a 5 star catering service. Just because your on a island dosen't mean you have to live like a savage.

i guess i would like a grill...Cos i hate fish and coconuts

beer

A big frickin' knife! Think about it... that's all you'd need.... somethin' like a bowie knife or a machete.

You can light a fire with the wood around you...... you can't cut it with a lighter, though

  QUOTE (MoonHowler @ April 1, 2009, 09:31)



You're suppose to cut wood off trees before you start them on fire?

  QUOTE (JCSOS @ April 1, 2009, 10:46)



You start a fire with tinder, dried moss, grass, then add kindling to build up the ambers and coals, then you would gather dead wood for a fire, at no time would you need to cut any green wood until you wanted nothing but smoke for an SOS signal....so while you do all that...I'm going to lib's side of the island.