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Sex tips, hmmmm?. LOL
A French Tickler has nothing to do with your
girlfriend's French Poodle.
Light sockets and/or bulbs make poor substitutes for
sexual partners .
If she has a foot fetish she'll go wild for sex if you
keep all your toenail clippings in a jar beside the
bed.
Despite the name, K-Y Jelly doesn't go that well with
peanut butter.
Staring at a woman's breasts is a great way to break
the ice and start a conversation. If that doesn't work
right away, make the radio tuning knob gesture with
both hands.
Using condoms while masturbating cuts clean up time in
half.
If a woman has large hands that turn you off, focus
your eyes on something else, like her Adam's apple.
 
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| November 21, 2006, 19:37 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Sex tips, hmmmm?. LOL
ewwwwa~
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| November 21, 2006, 21:31 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Sex tips, hmmmm?. LOL
Yup, Tica, all very sound advice! (Except for that KY one, not bad one an English muffin in a pinch!)
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| November 21, 2006, 21:32 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Sex tips, hmmmm?. LOL
eh---that should have been "ON an English muffin"-
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| November 21, 2006, 21:34 |
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