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Vaseline?
There was a virgin who was going to get married. She asked her mother if it hurt when you had sex. Her mother said not really, but to help you can use Vaseline.
So the virgin goes and buys a jar and puts it in her suitcase. At the hotel room on her wedding night, she is lying in bed while her husband is in the bathroom getting ready. She decides to rub a little Vaseline on.
He comes out of the bathroom and she says, "Oh MY!", and then rubs a little more Vaseline on.
He gets half way across the room and she says, "Oh MY GOD!!" and rubs a little more on.
He gets right beside the bed and she says, "HOLY SHIT!!!" and puts the rest of it on.
Her husband stands there for a moment and takes a look. He then walks over to her suitcase, takes her rosary beads out and starts to wrap them around his penis.
She says, "What the heck are you doing?"
He replies, "It looks a little slick. I thought I'd put some chains on."
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| November 21, 2006, 19:08 |
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| November 22, 2006, 00:51 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Vaseline?
ROFLMAO----
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| November 22, 2006, 01:04 |
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Re: Vaseline?
ditto...ROTFLMAO....now that is funny
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| November 22, 2006, 10:04 |
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mystic1
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Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Vaseline?
ROFLMAO..  excellent!!
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| November 23, 2006, 10:32 |
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Re: Vaseline?
QUOTE (ticaD @ November 21, 2006, 19:08)There was a virgin who was going to get married. She asked her mother if it hurt when you had sex. Her mother said not really, but to help you can use Vaseline.
So the virgin goes and buys a jar and puts it in her suitcase. At the hotel room on her wedding night, she is lying in bed while her husband is in the bathroom getting ready. She decides to rub a little Vaseline on.
He comes out of the bathroom and she says, "Oh MY!", and then rubs a little more Vaseline on.
He gets half way across the room and she says, "Oh MY GOD!!" and rubs a little more on.
He gets right beside the bed and she says, "HOLY SHIT!!!" and puts the rest of it on.
Her husband stands there for a moment and takes a look. He then walks over to her suitcase, takes her rosary beads out and starts to wrap them around his penis.
She says, "What the heck are you doing?"
He replies, "It looks a little slick. I thought I'd put some chains on."
hehehe RFLMAO good one then finish the story i bet it has quite a good endind 
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| November 25, 2006, 04:02 |
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stinky
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bournemouth, England, UK
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| November 26, 2006, 17:04 |
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Re: Vaseline?
oww. 
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| November 26, 2006, 18:00 |
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Re: Re: Vaseline?
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ November 26, 2006, 18:00)oww.
relax....this won't hurt a bit 
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| November 27, 2006, 00:15 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Vaseline?
QUOTE (lilshelby @ November 27, 2006, 00:15) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ November 26, 2006, 18:00)oww.
relax....this won't hurt a bit
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