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Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
Reply with the cheesiest, corniest, (or serious) paperback romance style post...
Ya know, something like " ....I screamed with passion as I felt his hot creamy manliness erupt as my vagina spasmed and gripped his timber of love.
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| November 21, 2006, 10:23 |
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 21, 2006, 10:23)Reply with the cheesiest, corniest, (or serious) paperback romance style post...
Ya know, something like " ....I screamed with passion as I felt his hot creamy manliness erupt as my vagina spasmed and gripped his timber of love.
ya see Chazzy, we have met previously...deja vu all over again!! 
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| November 21, 2006, 14:26 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
They lay side by side on the silk sheets, a little unsure about the next move. She glanced nervously at him, noting how his biceps seemed to move, as if mice were running around under his skin. He rolled over and held her in his arms and began kissing her naked body. She sighed as he moved into her, the same way melted cheese moves into the noodles when you have macaroni and cheese.
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| November 21, 2006, 16:09 |
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
her body quivered as he held her from behind, his breath blowing softly across her ear.
as his tongue slowly licked on her neck, she felt that familiar "tingle"....as small subtle goosebumps came across her body.
slilghtly arching her body forward, she tensed, as she felt his hardness press against her back from behind.
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| November 21, 2006, 16:26 |
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GG317
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Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
I wrapped my left hand in her hair, held the back of her head and kissed her hard. I breathed in as I kissed, sucking the life force out of her. She couldn't move to escape, she was still bound by the blouse and jacket. She was at my mercy. She wiggled as much as I permitted, desperately trying to break free from the bonds of her clothing. I released my lips from hers and heard her take a desperate breath of air.
excerpt from; "The Library" July 3rd 2006 GentleGiant388 
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| November 21, 2006, 16:30 |
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
Wow...ya'all are GOOD at this!
And I'll never look at macaroni and cheese the same way again!
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| November 22, 2006, 09:28 |
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Re: Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 22, 2006, 09:28)Wow...ya'all are GOOD at this!
And I'll never look at macaroni and cheese the same way again!
okay this is off topic but worthy of mentioning..
Liberalwife's reference to mac and cheese is really good..but i was skewed on mac and cheese at a young age..
just a kid..7 or 8 yrs old..doin the trick or treat thing at Halloween...some guy had set up a haunted house (back when you could do that thinga nd it was cool)..
went in and was pretty scared...so he has this coffin set up on a table..room all dark..cobwebs. the whole enchilada..
i had to reach up into the coffin to get my treats...or so i thought..so i do and there are warm wet noodles there i grab...oh my god...i was scared shitless..then he comes out in his Undertaker outfit and says not there..here..and points to the bottom end of the coffin....reach my hand over and....and....grab a handful of mac and cheese...it freaked me out!! i made a beelinen to get the hell out of there...felt like guts and good...omg!!!
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| November 22, 2006, 09:36 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
Apologies Tropi...for 'bringing that memory back up...lol..
And along the same 'cheesy line'....How about this..
As he tasted the forbidden fruit of his brothers wife, he felt unsure of himself. He felt as though there were two of him. One part of him was happy, like a teenager in love for the first time all gooey inside. The other part of him felt anger, shame and revulsion. Part perfectly acceptable but with streaks of unpalatable grossness inside him. Like a chunk of blue vein cheese...
 
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| November 22, 2006, 14:29 |
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ November 22, 2006, 14:29)
lmao....too damn good...
if we ever meet, i am making sure room service delivers a fruit and cheese plate to our room!!! 
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| November 22, 2006, 14:40 |
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ November 22, 2006, 14:29)
lashing at her with his tongue, her head flung from side to side...she was losing control, she bit hard on the red grape she had put in her mouth, the juiciness of the grape released in much the same way as those that were flowing from from between her thighs..
he placed his hands underneath her and lifted her..pressing her pussy into his face...
her hips were now gyrating wildly...bucking...trying to free his tongue from her...but it felt so goood..so dammnn good she thought to herself...
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| November 22, 2006, 14:54 |
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GG317
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| November 22, 2006, 16:42 |
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
Just bumping this one up again....
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| November 1, 2010, 15:20 |
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Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
Slowly, he undressed her. Off came the negligee ($59.95 from Martha's Secret, comes in all colours) and threw it to the floor, recently re-carpeted in a pleasing beige colour.
He wanted her, she could tell, like a cat wants a ball of string, to play with, tease and toss in the air. Well maybe throwing her in the air might be just a little too rough, after all he knew that she wasn't into kinky aerial stuff.
Not since he did it last fall and she broke her collarbone. Sex wasn't really enjoyable for them for a long while after that, but now, oh now, oh yes, she was fully recovered and the kids were with Grandma. So they had all night, until he had to get up at 4 am to go to work at the woodchip mill.
So, they began...
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| November 1, 2010, 15:44 |
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GG317
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Re: Re: Bodice ripping romance paperback novels..(game)
QUOTE (longtack54 @ November 1, 2010, 15:44)Slowly, he undressed her. Off came the negligee ($59.95 from Martha's Secret, comes in all colours) and threw it to the floor, recently re-carpeted in a pleasing beige colour.
He wanted her, she could tell, like a cat wants a ball of string, to play with, tease and toss in the air. Well maybe throwing her in the air might be just a little too rough, after all he knew that she wasn't into kinky aerial stuff.
Not since he did it last fall and she broke her collarbone. Sex wasn't really enjoyable for them for a long while after that, but now, oh now, oh yes, she was fully recovered and the kids were with Grandma. So they had all night, until he had to get up at 4 am to go to work at the woodchip mill.
So, they began...
I'm sorry...(ha ha ha) I've been laughing so hard at this... Martha's secret? Did you confuse Martha Stewart with Victoria's Secret?...Oh My God...Your killing me. I can hardly type... 
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| November 6, 2010, 01:57 |
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QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ November 6, 2010, 01:57) QUOTE (longtack54 @ November 1, 2010, 15:44)Slowly, he undressed her. Off came the negligee ($59.95 from Martha's Secret, comes in all colours)
I'm sorry...(ha ha ha) I've been laughing so hard at this... Martha's secret? Did you confuse Martha Stewart with Victoria's Secret?...Oh My God...Your killing me. I can hardly type...
um hey, yeah, I knew it COULD have been Victoria's Secret but I didnt want to be guilty of advertising. martha's sounds better. lol..glad you got a laugh!
better try and think of a follow up..or do you want to have a try?
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| November 6, 2010, 02:21 |
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