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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
He is the only son of Awe Shitt & Oh Shitt. Awe Shitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shitt, the owner of "Knee Deep Shitt Inn" Jack Shitt married No Shitt. His wife bore him six children, Holy Shitt, their firstborn, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Shitt, & Dipp Shitt. The came two daughters, Fulla, & Giva Shitt. Then another son named Bull Shitt. Deep Shitt, one of the twin boys, married Dumb Shitt, a high school dropout. Dipp Shitt married Lota Shitt, and they now have a son named Chicken Shitt. Fula Shitt and Giva Shitt, the daughters of Jack and No Shitt, married the Happens twin brothers. The Shitt-Happens children are Dawg Shitt, Byrd Shitt, and Horace Shitt.Bull Shitt, the youngest son married a hot little number named Pisa Shitt. Bull and Pisa Shitt are currently awaiting the birth of baby shitt. And Now You Know JACK SHITT !! 
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| November 19, 2006, 00:22 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
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| November 19, 2006, 00:41 |
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
silly
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| November 20, 2006, 00:35 |
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firegalhotguy
50 / female
New Bedford, Massachusetts, US
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
you r so funny NRG
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| November 20, 2006, 19:08 |
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
And " Who gives a shitt" dont really care anymore. LMAO 
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| November 22, 2006, 12:17 |
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
QUOTE (NRG4U @ November 19, 2006, 00:22)He is the only son of Awe Shitt & Oh Shitt. Awe Shitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shitt, the owner of "Knee Deep Shitt Inn" Jack Shitt married No Shitt. His wife bore him six children, Holy Shitt, their firstborn, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Shitt, & Dipp Shitt. The came two daughters, Fulla, & Giva Shitt. Then another son named Bull Shitt. Deep Shitt, one of the twin boys, married Dumb Shitt, a high school dropout. Dipp Shitt married Lota Shitt, and they now have a son named Chicken Shitt. Fula Shitt and Giva Shitt, the daughters of Jack and No Shitt, married the Happens twin brothers. The Shitt-Happens children are Dawg Shitt, Byrd Shitt, and Horace Shitt.Bull Shitt, the youngest son married a hot little number named Pisa Shitt. Bull and Pisa Shitt are currently awaiting the birth of baby shitt. And Now You Know JACK SHITT !!
damn nrg i am still laughing with you on this when u told me in chat damn i needed that to lift my spirits, thank you for all those gr8 stories of yours
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| November 24, 2006, 01:52 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
ahahahahahah! holy shit, nrg ~
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| November 28, 2006, 14:35 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
OMG...ROFLMAO....
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| November 30, 2006, 01:15 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
NRG- Does anyone in this large family of Shits have anything to do anymore with Howie Shit? I'm just askin' 'cause the last time I saw him he looked pretty flushed and "down and out" so to speak.
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| December 9, 2006, 16:49 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: And You Say You Don't Know Jack Shit!!
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| December 9, 2006, 19:43 |
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