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A battle of wits in the high tech world...
Three women, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The other woman looked at her questionably. "That was my pager" she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax."
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November 15, 2006, 06:37 |
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davisin2getit
58 / male temecula, California, US
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Re: A battle of wits in the high tech world...
funny very dam funny but what makes you think hillbillies even use toilet paper
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November 15, 2006, 09:10 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: A battle of wits in the high tech world...
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November 15, 2006, 14:18 |
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