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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Christmas Story.... revised
maybe this is a little early, but if that is something you feel strongly about, wait 1 month before reading it !! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< < "Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring & I was drunk as a louse. Grandpa & Grandma were singing some songs, & the kids were in bed a flogging their dongs. All through the house, we decorated with care,with a big rubber dick for the family queer. When up on the roof, I heard such a clatter, I hopped off my sister to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn was a red suited guy, cussin & swearin cuz his gin bottle was dry. Then he yelled, "Up Prancer, up Dancer, up over those walls, quick now dammit or I'll cut off your balls!! And I heard him yell as he flew outta sight, Fuck you all & have a hell of a night!!! This story made possible by Myself & 1/2 a bottle of "Crown Royal" 
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| November 15, 2006, 02:04 |
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
and Little Cindy Who from Whoville thought it was the Grinch who was stealiing her Christmas tree.... 
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| November 15, 2006, 11:03 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
She just didn't see what I saw on the lawn.
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| December 11, 2006, 07:49 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
with the economy, i think this ride will be shorter this year
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| December 4, 2008, 15:51 |
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
If ya see Santa Booze this year, tell'em I want Vodka!! 
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| December 8, 2008, 08:21 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
NRG4U, are you claiming that as an original composition? A guy I went to grade school with (40 years ago)used to recite something similar. Of course, I've killed a lot of brain cells since then and cant really remember exactly....
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| December 8, 2008, 14:45 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
hahahahah, no i never claimed it to be original, i'm not that clever of a writer. I simply thot it was funny & posted it
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| December 8, 2008, 20:26 |
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring & I was drunk as a louse. Grandpa & Grandma were singing some songs, & the kids were in bed a flogging their dongs. All through the house, we decorated with care,with a big rubber dick for the family queer. When up on the roof, I heard such a clatter, I hopped off my sister to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn was a red suited guy, cussin & swearin cuz his gin bottle was dry. Then he yelled, "Up Prancer, up Dancer, up over those walls, quick now dammit or I'll cut off your balls!! And I heard him yell as he flew outta sight, Fuck you all & have a hell of a night!!! This story made possible by Myself & 1/2 a bottle of "Crown Royal"
Ho, Ho, Ho!!! Do you have any more x-mas stories to share?
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| December 12, 2009, 15:40 |
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hoon7
55 / male
Sydney and South coast, New South Wales, Australia
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Re: Christmas Story.... revised
lol...very clever Tica 
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| December 16, 2009, 02:18 |
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