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slowpoke2
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aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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A little old lady
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most
expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out
counter where she told the check out girl. "Nothing but the best
for my little kitten on Christmas"
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot
sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old
people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you
are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home,
picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her
the cat food.
The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the
most expensive dog cookies - one for each day of Christmas. The cashier
this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people
sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought
in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little
old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite
her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out
and told the little old lady, "That smells like crap."
The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can
I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
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| November 14, 2006, 21:29 |
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Re: A little old lady
  Will that be Charmin or Scott's?
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| November 15, 2006, 02:37 |
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