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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Xmas
The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap and says to
him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny.
You want some t-o-y-s, he says, touching Johnny's nose with his
finger as he spells out the word toys.
"No, I've got plenty of toys." Replies Johnny.
"Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa., touching
Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word games.
"No, I've got all the games I want." came Johnny's reply.
"Well Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
what do you want?" asked Santa.
"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose
with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I
can smell it on your finger!"
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| November 14, 2006, 21:20 |
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Re: Xmas
Ho Ho Ho, and then some!! 
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| November 15, 2006, 02:33 |
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