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Madam, I want....
Abe went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."
"Why?" she asked him.
"Never mind!" replied Abe. "I`m paying for it. I want a girl with big tits and a small cooze!"
"No problem," said the madam. "Go straight up the stairs to
room 23."
A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a young woman walked in.
"Okay," she said, "are you the guy with the big mouth and the small pecker?"
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| November 14, 2006, 17:16 |
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"Active or retired?"
The girl called a sex therapist and said, "Remember when you told me the way to a man's heart was through his stomach?
Well, last night I found a new route... Now I need some birth control pills."
The doc asked, "What's his occupation?"
The girl said, "Army."
"Active or retired?"
"If he wasn't active, I wouldn't need these damn pills, would I?"
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| November 14, 2006, 17:18 |
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"Chance Meeting"
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman wave to him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"Darn, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
your son's math teacher."
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slowpoke2
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aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Madam, I want....
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