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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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hell
Frank had died and, naturally, wound up in Hell.
He was met by the Devil and was told that Hell was now a "kinder and
gentler" place.
Each person was offered three choices of torture. The devil explained that
these tortures ran
in a thousand year cycle and you could pick which cycle to begin with.
Frank went with the Devil down the hall where Jon was hung up by his feet
and was being whipped with chains. Frank told the Devil he'd "pass" on
that one. On down the hall to where Brian was hung up by his arms and was
being whipped by a cat-o-nine-tails. Frank shook his head over this one,
too.
Finally, there was Joseph, strapped to the wall, naked as a jaybird.
A very gorgeous woman was performing oral sex upon him. Frank said,
"Yes, yes, this is where I want to start."
The Devil said, "You sure? This lasts for a thousand years, you know."
"Yes, I'm sure. This is the place." "OK," said the Devil. He walked to
the beautiful
blond, tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Your replacement's here."
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| November 13, 2006, 23:51 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: hell
 
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| November 13, 2006, 23:59 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: hell
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| November 14, 2006, 00:48 |
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