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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Careful where you go...
A drunk stumbling down Main Street, pauses in front of the local Congregational Church. Somehow, and with great trouble, manages to make it up the stairs and into the church. Bouncing from pew to pew, he makes it to the front one. He then slides down the row and stumbles in the confessional. Apon seeing this by the pastor, he figures that man is in need of deep, spiritual healing, and takes his place within the confessional. Apon opening the slider, the priest, is only met with deep silence from the drunk in the next booth. The priest asks, "Can I help you my son?" The drunk replies, "I dunno, you got any toilet paper on your side?"...
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November 11, 2006, 11:47 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Careful where you go...
When he sobers up that's gonna be a lot of Hail Marys!
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November 11, 2006, 11:51 |
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Re: Careful where you go...
A few Our Fathers,and The Rosary...Not to far from the truth either.. herd some stories going to school that kind of allude to that happening...!!!!
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November 11, 2006, 14:09 |
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dave2big
81 / male somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Careful where you go...
hehe i have some cousins that are Catholic....cant wait to tell them that one !!
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November 11, 2006, 22:46 |
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