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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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The Lawn Mower-Marriage Philosophy
The Lawn Mower-Marriage Philosophy
The Lawn Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, and golf -- always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
She asked, "what is this for?"
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to the story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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| November 8, 2006, 20:16 |
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Re: The Lawn Mower-Marriage Philosophy
See, should have dropped it off...could have saved ya a little pain...
M Lev...  
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| November 8, 2006, 21:29 |
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Re: The Lawn Mower-Marriage Philosophy
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| November 9, 2006, 07:14 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: The Lawn Mower-Marriage Philosophy
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| November 9, 2006, 08:14 |
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