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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Never Tick Off a Nurse.
Never Tick Off a Nurse
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the
hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out! He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his
door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
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| November 8, 2006, 20:06 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Never Tick Off a Nurse.
I would never do it, but it doesn't mean I haven't thought about it! 
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| November 9, 2006, 00:31 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Never Tick Off a Nurse.
I seem to remember something like that in "Carry on Nurse"
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| November 9, 2006, 07:18 |
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