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"Vibrator Versus Men"
A vibrator doesn't have an org*sm first and then just
stop "vibrating."
Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV.
Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
When we're done with them we can stuff them back in
the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.
It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
We can get a bigger one or one that has better options
whenever we want without being called a sl*t.
Position is your choice, not his.
It always is hard.
It doesn't leave a mess behind.
You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
You don't have to clean up the apartment before
bringing it home.
They don't get tired after the first time
They never poke you in the back in the morning to
see if you are in the mood.
Vibrators are better then men because in the morning
you don't have to fix it breakfast.
Safe sex without a rubber.
A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with
the crap, just turn it off when you get done with it !
As long as you have a new pack of energizers the
vibrator can keep going and going and going! (while
you keep coming and coming!)
Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime,
anywhere you want!!
They don't burp, pass guess, belch or fall asleep
on you.
You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
You can show it off to your friends.
They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one.
It doesn't leave a wet spot. It can be stashed away
in a drawer.
It doesn't have a mother!!
It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.
You know exactly where it's been.
Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.
They never cum before you do. 
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| November 8, 2006, 05:46 |
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Re: "Vibrator Versus Men"
Well, I can't speak for all men, however I don't do any of that. My top priority is pleasing the woman. 
But, here's something for all the ladies.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've bought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count!!
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus)
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| November 8, 2006, 06:40 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: "Vibrator Versus Men"
TicaD, that hurts. I would never do that to you... 
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| November 8, 2006, 14:03 |
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Re: "Vibrator Versus Men"
Think you need to rephrase some of those....
M Lev... 
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| November 8, 2006, 21:33 |
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