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littlegothicslut
50 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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bedtime prayer for men
As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde, and long;
Who notices that she's mostly wrong;
One who sucks AND doesn't speak;
And promises to do so once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
Because one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor;
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who won't play
with my mind.
Who knows what she wants, and that's lots
from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's twitchin'
And brings ME a beer when she comes from
the kitchen.
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and since you know I can't wait,
I'll screw all the rest because it's never too late.
Amen
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| August 20, 2004, 18:55 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
 pretty good LGS 
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| August 20, 2004, 19:19 |
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sunbuff10
70 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ August 20, 2004, 18:55)As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde, and long;
Who notices that she's mostly wrong;
One who sucks AND doesn't speak;
And promises to do so once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
Because one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor;
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who won't play
with my mind.
Who knows what she wants, and that's lots
from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's twitchin'
And brings ME a beer when she comes from
the kitchen.
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and since you know I can't wait,
I'll screw all the rest because it's never too late.
Amen
I'm putting a copy on my bedside table!
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| August 20, 2004, 19:21 |
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
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| August 20, 2004, 20:54 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
That is hilarious! Do you mind if I steal it and send it to friends? 
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| August 21, 2004, 10:52 |
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ August 20, 2004, 18:55)As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde, and long;
Who notices that she's mostly wrong;
One who sucks AND doesn't speak;
And promises to do so once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
Because one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor;
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who won't play
with my mind.
Who knows what she wants, and that's lots
from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's twitchin'
And brings ME a beer when she comes from
the kitchen.
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and since you know I can't wait,
I'll screw all the rest because it's never too late.
Amen
Very funny! 
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| August 21, 2004, 17:03 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
The hubby should get a kick out this one. In fact I think every man will.
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| August 21, 2004, 19:12 |
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littlegothicslut
50 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: bedtime prayer for men
QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ August 21, 2004, 10:52)
steal away I stole it from a friend on another board
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| August 22, 2004, 17:26 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
and in reply....
Women's prayer.
Dear Lord, I pray,
For wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
Patience for his moods,
Because Lord if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
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| October 6, 2004, 20:33 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: bedtime prayer for men
   is this whipped puppy syndrome ?  
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| October 7, 2004, 11:08 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: bedtime prayer for men
QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 6, 2004, 20:33)and in reply....
Women's prayer.
Dear Lord, I pray,
For wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
Patience for his moods,
Because Lord if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
Very true
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| October 8, 2004, 18:30 |
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