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What is the funniest, weirdest, strangest thing....
That has ever happened to you while on a vacation?
While I was in Florida, around 5:00 a.m., I went to use the bathroom, my eyes were still fused slightly so I really wasn't seeing clearly. Here I am doing what I needed to do sitting there, and all of a sudden...... I see something fuzzy (due to my eyes, remember) wigglin and moving next to my right foot (thinking this thing was going to bite my foot).
Okay, my feet went up, my ass jumped up from the seat a second, scared, grabbed a wad of toilet paper while the damn thing is wiggling in the toilet paper, got up front the seat, and flushed the sucker down the toilet. Now that opened my eyes, woke me up, and gave me shivers.
It was a palmetto bug, they can be huge!!! I didn't realize how big they can be.
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| November 6, 2006, 19:17 |
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Re: What is the funniest, weirdest, strangest thing....
was vacationing in Maine was going to eat a nice steak at a restartuant But no had to lock the keys in the truck that was the normal part didn't have a spare call the cops won't open it call a lock smith couldn't open all the while a crowd is gathering around the trucks trying see how we can break in, hours go by no steak dinner. Guy walks said we use too steal cars for a living had the truck open in five mins goes to show ya that ya just got to have the right man for the job  
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| November 6, 2006, 22:37 |
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NRG4U
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Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: What is the funniest, weirdest, strangest thing....
While mulling around the dock , waiting to board,there was another group that was waiting to board a cruise ship. We all had name tags on. A man comes up to me & addresses me by another name,& starts to talk to me like he's known me for years. I've never seen the guy before. I tell him that hes mistaken, he apologizes, & says we could be twins. 10 minutes later, this lady comes up & addresses me by the same name as the man did. I looked at her name tag & said, lady, I think you made the same mistake that your husband made.
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| November 6, 2006, 23:27 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: What is the funniest, weirdest, strangest thing....
When I was much, much younger, vacationing with parents in Mexico, my grandpa kinda squatted down to pick up my brother only to sit on a cactus. Needless to say he didn't pick up my brother.
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| November 7, 2006, 01:02 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: What is the funniest, weirdest, strangest thing....
Last summer, I took a friend from school, on my fishing trip, I go to every year. He and I & the owner of the camp were sitting in the screenhouse, when he announced, he had to relieve himself. He walked off into the woods, behind the house and unzipped. It never occured to me to warn him about the terrain. He was going pretty uneventful, until a huge spotlight came apon him, and he realized that he was standing in the middle of train tracks. As the train barreled down apon him, he screamed and ran back toward the camp. The owner and I laughed so hard, at the sight of him stammering out the word, "T-T-Train!" That's when I noticed that he was soaking wet all down the front of himself. Apparently he hadn't got the time to go, and whizzed while he was in flight. He changed his pants and joined us again. About an hour or so later he had to go again, only this time he stuck close to the camp. He walked out behind an ajoining shed. I tried to warn him, but he dissappeared behind the shed. There's a small stream that runs behind that shed. Another scream and a trip to the house for another pair of pants, proved too much for me. My sides were killing me from the hysterical laughter it produced...  
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| November 8, 2006, 20:10 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Re: What is the funniest, weirdest, strangest thing....
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ November 7, 2006, 01:02)When I was much, much younger, vacationing with parents in Mexico, my grandpa kinda squatted down to pick up my brother only to sit on a cactus. Needless to say he didn't pick up my brother.
ahahahahaha ~ that's a funny visual.
hey, love the pic! i voted too!
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| November 8, 2006, 20:13 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: What is the funniest, weirdest, strangest thing....
QUOTE (lizonya @ November 8, 2006, 20:13) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ November 7, 2006, 01:02)When I was much, much younger, vacationing with parents in Mexico, my grandpa kinda squatted down to pick up my brother only to sit on a cactus. Needless to say he didn't pick up my brother.
ahahahahaha ~ that's a funny visual.
hey, love the pic! i voted too!
Only doing our civic duty... 
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| November 8, 2006, 21:16 |
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