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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Eight words with 2 meanings
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male........ Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.. A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
  
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| November 5, 2006, 00:20 |
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Re: Eight words with 2 meanings
 Does'nt apply to me though...!!! LMAO..!!!! 
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| November 5, 2006, 00:23 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Eight words with 2 meanings
Well atleast the male half of them is right... 
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| November 7, 2006, 17:59 |
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