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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Classic lines our parents used
-Get down from there before you break your neck!
-Put that down before you put your eye out with that thing!
-You want to get pneumonia?
-Wipe that smile off your face!
Damn kid's gonna fall from there, break his neck and put his eye out with that thing!
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| November 3, 2006, 10:33 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
People in hell want ice water.
Go outside and get me a switch so I can whip your ass.
P.S. Come back with a twig, I'll go pick it out myself and it'll hurt twice as much!
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| November 3, 2006, 10:36 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
I am a mother----I see all and know all!!
There are thousands of kids that would LOVE to have what you have! (worked reguarding food or toys)
F Lev
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| November 3, 2006, 10:57 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Pick these toys up or they're goin' in the trash!
And boy howdy they did! 
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| November 3, 2006, 10:59 |
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Re: Re: Classic lines our parents used
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ November 3, 2006, 10:59)Pick these toys up or they're goin' in the trash!
And boy howdy they did!
By the way, I use that one all the time. It works! 
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| November 3, 2006, 11:00 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Now THIS one's a classic!
You'll have kids of your own some day and I hope they're just like you!
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| November 3, 2006, 11:03 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Doesn't have the sense to come in out of the rain.
Where'd you come up with THAT brainstorm?
Oh, I suppose if Mikey Finnigan jumped off the Mackinac bridge you would too!
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| November 3, 2006, 11:35 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Children are to be seen, and not heard.
I know what you're going to do before you do it.
It's easier to be nice, than it is to be mean.
When I was your age...
You're grounded.
Say that word again, and I'll put soap in your mouth.
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| November 3, 2006, 11:48 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Classic lines our parents used
QUOTE (ticaD @ November 3, 2006, 11:48)Children are to be seen, and not heard.
I know what you're going to do before you do it.
It's easier to be nice, than it is to be mean.
When I was your age...
You're grounded.
Say that word again, and I'll put soap in your mouth.
ah yes, how could I have forgotten good old Palmolive Gold --pptttewy! 
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| November 3, 2006, 11:57 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
When I want your opinion I will give it to you
Not smart enough to fight your way out of a wet paper bag
When I want to hear from you I will rattle your cage
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| November 3, 2006, 13:00 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
It'll rain when we need it, cuz when we get it , we need it. Should have knocked the kid in the head & fed the milk to the hogs
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| November 3, 2006, 13:29 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
I'll knock you into next week!
(still really don't follow that one, even as a kid I didn't believe it was physically possible )
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| November 3, 2006, 13:36 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Classic lines our parents used
QUOTE (Tungmeister @ November 3, 2006, 13:36)I'll knock you into next week!
(still really don't follow that one, even as a kid I didn't believe it was physically possible )
Then you never met my dad, he could thump knots on your head faster than you could rub'em
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| November 3, 2006, 13:39 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Don't make me get up!
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| November 3, 2006, 16:07 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
I'm counting to three!
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| November 3, 2006, 16:08 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
If you don't eat all of that you'll have it for dinner!
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| November 3, 2006, 16:09 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
I cant wait till you grow up and leave, then youll see how easy you got it!
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| November 3, 2006, 16:10 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
If you keep playing with that thing, your going to go blind...
M Lev.. 
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| November 3, 2006, 17:20 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Mind your P's and Q's!!
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| November 3, 2006, 17:24 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Classic lines our parents used
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ November 3, 2006, 17:20)If you keep playing with that thing, your going to go blind...
M Lev..
thats good Lev... The two biggest lies a boy tells his mom is "I wasn't jackin off" & "I'll never do it again"
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| November 3, 2006, 17:28 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
I knew mom wanted revenge when she said... "I hope & pray you have a dozen boys exactly like you "
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| November 3, 2006, 17:31 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
OH NO!!! You are not leaving this house dressed like that!!!
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| November 3, 2006, 17:52 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Classic lines our parents used
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 3, 2006, 17:52)OH NO!!! You are not leaving this house dressed like that!!!
Damn! I wish I had a picture of whatever "dressed like that" was! I'd be a happy man Chazzy! 
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| November 3, 2006, 18:09 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
do you not appreciate that your mother was in labor for 17 hours with you?
(hey Dad, it was no field trip for me either!---especially that circumcision thing...actually had this exchange when I was 17 )
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| November 3, 2006, 18:24 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
If brains were gun powder you couldn't blow up a balloon!
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| November 3, 2006, 21:16 |
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
TURN THAT SHIT DOWN.... NOW...!!!! 
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| November 3, 2006, 21:38 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
wait until your father gets home --then youre gonna get it
youre gonna sit there all night if you have to ---now get that homework done
thats it your grounded for a month
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| November 3, 2006, 21:55 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Not while you live under my roof!
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| November 3, 2006, 22:58 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Classic lines our parents used
Wait till your father gets home!... 
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| November 4, 2006, 17:59 |
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