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Your First Time........
The first time you actually had intercourse (with a person of the opposite sex), how would you rate your performance?
1) Were you a dynamo? Did everyone go home happy? Team batting average=1000
2) Did you get yours but your partner just got f**ked? Team batting average= 500
3) Neither one of you got anything out of it accept wrinkled clothes and a summons to appear in court on an indecent exposure charge? Team batting average= 0
Come on now, be truthful, no bloviating.
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| November 3, 2006, 04:52 |
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Re: Your First Time........
The sad truth is, I don't know if she had an orgasm or not. I did, very quickly and stayed inside her, kissing and fondling her for an hour or so afterwards. So based on that, I would have to rate myself as 500
We did carry on seeing each other for a while afterwards, so it couldn't of been that bad for her!
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| November 3, 2006, 05:36 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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it was a bust, lol.
I was 16, he was 21 and I must have been too much for him or something, lol, I expected a LOT more than I actually got and found out later, that I did not "get" what I wanted....popped, LMAO!
  
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| November 3, 2006, 06:54 |
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Re: Your First Time........
None of the above, I am unique. We stayed together for over a year, so being unique really did go a long way.  
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| November 3, 2006, 09:02 |
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Re: Your First Time........
Mine was a disaster. I shot cum all over her crotch before even entering her. She has stayed with me for 29 years though. Our subsequent episodes were much better and we have had some real good sex during our first 15 years. Sadly the past 14 have been sporadic. She is not interested in sex much anymore. I am lucky if I get it from her once a year and then it's just till she is satisfied and then she goes to sleep and more times then not leaves me hanging. I wake up in the morning with the same hard on and I then go on the computer to stroke on web cam till I cum for my online women friends. My wife sleeps through it all.
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| November 3, 2006, 12:41 |
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Re: Your First Time........
It was going O.K. up until she started to de-flate ,and I could'nt find the damn switch to stop the damn BLEETING...!!!! LMAO...!!!! 
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| November 3, 2006, 19:42 |
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Re: Re: Your First Time........
QUOTE (skrr6689 @ November 3, 2006, 12:41)Mine was a disaster. I shot cum all over her crotch before even entering her. She has stayed with me for 29 years though. Our subsequent episodes were much better and we have had some real good sex during our first 15 years. Sadly the past 14 have been sporadic. She is not interested in sex much anymore. I am lucky if I get it from her once a year and then it's just till she is satisfied and then she goes to sleep and more times then not leaves me hanging. I wake up in the morning with the same hard on and I then go on the computer to stroke on web cam till I cum for my online women friends. My wife sleeps through it all.
Wow, definitely TMI!!!! I don't think I'll ever see that scenario made into an adult video. Although, shootin' off before the show gets started? Yeh, I can envision myself in that situation.
Have you ever seen HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS? There's a scene in that movie with ROBERT WUHL and FRAN DRESHER where he is in the front seat of a car and she is in the back seat pleading for him to hurry up and drop 'trow and get into the back seat because she is "so hot". He fumbles, trying to remove his pants but to no avail. He "shoots" of before he can even get them off. She asks him to hurry up but he says he changed his mind, "What do 'ya mean you changed your mind"? She then inquires "did you cum"? He says "well, a little". She then goes on and on about how immature he is and how embarrassed she is......A f**kin' classic!!!!!
A funny scene in a very funny movie,
Slightly.... 
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| November 4, 2006, 02:58 |
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Re: Your First Time........
my first time i surprised myself. granted it was NOT a performance of any kind of quality or length i did manage to do much better than i thought i would. even with the somewhat intense "foreplay" we had. i managed to control myself long enough to be just a half assed lay instead of just shooting her in the eye while she slipped the condom on me.
in fact i had a much more "virgin" like experience just recently early one morning. but if i cant cum with out warning once in a while and get a chuckle out of it what fun is the sex i ask?
and in the name of chuckling... snicker at her "twitches", "spasms", and "faces" as she rides..yup i was laughing AT you that time.. sorry hun, had to poke a little fun at you too 
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| November 4, 2006, 16:14 |
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Re: Your First Time........
Yeah yeah yeah don't get too excited. I'd laugh too.
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| November 4, 2006, 17:19 |
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GG317
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Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Either she had five orgasms or she was having an epileptic episode with aftershocks...   (I think I'll go with the 1000 range)
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| November 4, 2006, 17:37 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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it was a disaster for me. it was very painful and when i went to check the damage in the bathroom, the light bulb was out and i stepped barefoot into warm vomit. YEEEUCK!  
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| November 4, 2006, 19:19 |
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Re: Re: Your First Time........
QUOTE (lizonya @ November 4, 2006, 19:19)it was a disaster for me. it was very painful and when i went to check the damage in the bathroom, the light bulb was out and i stepped barefoot into warm vomit. YEEEUCK!
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| November 5, 2006, 00:09 |
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Re: Your First Time........
Did the thought of becoming a nun cross your mind right about then...!!!! 
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