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Wow!
I got this email today and wanted to share it with everyone. That and Im too lazy to go find the strange laws thread...hehe..Here goes..
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!" 
There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam, though!)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? How did the govt. pay for this research??)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez )
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too)
And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And you think you have bad breath?)
So enjoy!! 
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| August 18, 2004, 16:26 |
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Re: Wow!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
....for the animal??
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| August 18, 2004, 17:24 |
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47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Wow!
Hun...do any of them make sense? LMAO...I figured yall here would get a kick outta these! I think all our men are gonna move to Guam! 
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| August 18, 2004, 17:26 |
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absix
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Re: Wow!
ROFL! 
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| August 19, 2004, 03:02 |
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Re: Wow!
Hey ab! haven't seen you for a while. I wish I could stay, but packing up to move to Guam... I have applied for the de-flowering position there
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| August 19, 2004, 08:45 |
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Re: Wow!
What? With so many virgins right here on this site, alone?? We are positively overwhelmed with them (virgins, born again virgins, there's -still-one-maybe-two-things-I-haven't-done-yet virgins,etc...)
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| August 20, 2004, 15:25 |
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47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Wow!
I am still a virgin! Hold on a sec need to go yell at my kids! hehe...Like I was saying Im still in need of being deflowered!! 
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| August 20, 2004, 15:31 |
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Re: Wow!
I'm sure you could think of one thing you can claim to be a virgin at for EO !
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| August 20, 2004, 15:36 |
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47 / female
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Re: Re: Wow!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 20, 2004, 15:36)I'm sure you could think of one thing you can claim to be a virgin at for EO !
Hmmmm...Gimme a few days ok? 
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| August 20, 2004, 15:40 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 20, 2004, 15:36)I'm sure you could think of one thing you can claim to be a virgin at for EO !
Well that does it,,, I am definitely going to stay here! The hell with the Guam virgins..... they have already been "de-flowered" anyway, and are probably all to young for my tastes... I go for women between 37 and 39 years old, 5' 2", 120 lb, Slim, Auburn Haired, Blue Eyed, Scorpios anyway.
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| August 20, 2004, 16:41 |
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47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Wow!
QUOTE (EugeneOregon @ August 20, 2004, 16:41) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 20, 2004, 15:36)I'm sure you could think of one thing you can claim to be a virgin at for EO !
Well that does it,,, I am definitely going to stay here! The hell with the Guam virgins..... they have already been "de-flowered" anyway, and are probably all to young for my tastes... I go for women between 37 and 39 years old, 5' 2", 120 lb, Slim, Auburn Haired, Blue Eyed, Scorpios anyway.
Well you evened it right down to one superior woman we all know and love!!! 
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