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True friends
Are you tired of all those sissy " friendship " poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship :
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got lucky.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? you may ask. Because you are my friend!!
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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| August 18, 2004, 06:50 |
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Re: True friends
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 18, 2004, 06:50)Are you tired of all those sissy " friendship " poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship :
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got lucky.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? you may ask. Because you are my friend!!
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Haha..A friend in need is a friend in deed! 
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| August 18, 2004, 10:13 |
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hardrock1955
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McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: True friends
truth in advertising
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| August 18, 2004, 10:47 |
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Re: True friends
a friend with weed is a friend indeed !!
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| August 18, 2004, 10:50 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: True friends
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 18, 2004, 10:50) |
| August 18, 2004, 11:11 |
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Re: True friends
Ohh, did I say that? well, I was in a hurry and must have mispelled something.!
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| August 18, 2004, 14:35 |
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Re: True friends
you guys are gonna teach me bad things yet, aren't you?
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| August 18, 2004, 21:44 |
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bawbie
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mesa, Arizona, US
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i was going to help bury a leg once. a very dear friend had to have one amputated, so he wanted to take it home and bury it in his back yard. then order cable.
his wife wouldn't let him. but it would of been great to see the cable guy's face when he dug up a leg.
probly told you this before. but it still would of been hysterical.
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| August 18, 2004, 21:58 |
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Re: True friends
don't think i've ever officially said hi to you bawbie? Hello!! better late than never i hope!
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| August 18, 2004, 22:00 |
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bawbie
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mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: True friends
anybody who offers to check under my hood is assumed to be introduced. 
i think my carbarator needs some work, too.
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| August 21, 2004, 11:19 |
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Tease
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small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: True friends
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 18, 2004, 06:50)Are you tired of all those sissy " friendship " poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship :
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got lucky.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? you may ask. Because you are my friend!!
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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| August 21, 2004, 19:19 |
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